A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered
vacuum cleaners. Go away, said the old lady. I havent got any money, Im broke As she
proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Dont be too hasty, he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on her hallway carpet. If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from
your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said,Well I hope you got a damned good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke did you not understand
2007-08-17 03:45:26 · 21 answers · asked by islandgirl God and family 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
OMG LMAO Best laugh today!!!
2007-08-19 08:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by momwinks1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but there is only one man right now that can put a smile on my face.
2007-08-17 04:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by ron-D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-08-17 04:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by mommyof2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nooooo! So sad! That one was good!
2007-08-17 04:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that's funny!
2007-08-17 03:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by Haidee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
☺☺☺☺
2007-08-17 05:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was good....thank you...and hope you enjoy your weekend
2007-08-17 03:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by sunbun 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you very much, sweetie! you have a wonderful weekend...OXOX
2007-08-17 03:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heheh nice..
2007-08-17 04:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jack N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, too cute
2007-08-17 03:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by smelly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋