I found a box and I think there's a cat inside, it sounds viscious so how do I approach this?

Question

It could be another animal perhaps, but it sounds not entirely quite unlike a rabid cat.

Answer 1

It is clearly Schrodinger's cat. Approach carefully with a big quantum stick. You can never tell if it is alive or dead.

Answer 2

Why mess with it? Just leave it alone. You can call your local animal control folks to come get it.

If it is rabid, they can surely deal with it much better. Besides, do you really want to get bit and then have to go through all the shots? Ouch!

Answer 3

Don't mess with it yourself. Call your local animal control department. That's what we pay taxes for.

On the other hand, if you are pulling our legs, then go sit on the pointy end of a 4 foot crowbar.

Answer 4

I hate cats, any kind, throw the box into the nearest river.

Answer 5

Call the humane society . Don't try to open the box.

Answer 6

Approach viv a sack, take brick attachment unt using string do up nice unt tight drop, into nearby viver.

Answer 7

=( poor thing.
I think it would be best to call a pro to come get it and hopefully nurse it back to a better state. it sounds very distressed and maltreated.. goodluck, good on you for paying mind to it and not just ignoring it!

Answer 8

That's pretty scary, get a stick and poke it....maybe it will come out like a good cat and not like a vicious cat...good luck to you.

Answer 9

The cat must be dead. Oh wait, it's alive too! Do you have radioactive material inside?

Answer 10

Open the box on high seas.