Does anyone know how I sign up to be a muslim first though? I might as well score me 70 virgins in the process.
2007-08-17 02:56:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A muslim place of worship is called a mosque ... and I hope the people there tell you where to shove your 'how do I sign up to be a muslim so I can score 70 virgins'.
Get a life, you idiot.
2007-08-17 03:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to your local muslim church or military recruiting center, whatever they call it. Pray a bunch of times to something that doesn't exist then strap on a bomb and walk into a crowded marketplace. That should earn you 70 virgins.
2007-08-17 03:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Officer Uggh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd go with Buddhism.
All of the comfort.
None of the Jihad.
70 virgins, good Lord.
If God really loved you he'd give you women who knew a trick or two. ;-)
2007-08-17 04:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, in the original version, the word translates more correctly as 'White raisins'
the thought of 70 white raisins for all eternity may not recruit quite so many suicide bombers, though!
2007-08-17 03:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bottle of brandy a packet of golden raisins. Put both into a jar put a pretty bit of something or other on the top of the jar with a bow. And give it to your mum as a Christmas pressy.
2007-08-17 03:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by : 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dress up as a walking letterbox,pretend you cant speak english and you will receive lots of money every week,you ll feel happier with a bit of brass in your pocket then you wont be depressed
2007-08-17 04:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drugs might serve your purpose, judging by the stupidity and ignorance exhibited in your question.
2007-08-17 03:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Buttercup 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really think you will get 70 virgins? If you do all I can say is....................................................................... See a shrink you need professional help NOW
2007-08-17 03:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What on earth are you banging on about? get a life
2007-08-17 02:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Scatty 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
YOU CANNOT END IT ALL,YOU CAN ONLY END YOURSELF
2007-08-17 03:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋