1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I _______.
2. I am SOOO happy I could ____________.
3. I never meant to ____________.
4. The police officer took the man to jail because ________.
5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a ______________.
2007-08-17 02:13:39 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2007-08-17 02:53:50 · update #1
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2007-08-17 02:57:00 · update #2
1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I __was headed in a new direction_____.
2. I am SOOO happy I could _Kiss an Angel Good Morning__.
3. I never meant to __promise you a rose garden__.
4. The police officer took the man to jail because ___Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men - Mama's in the graveyard; Papa's in the pen_____.
5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a __Crocodile Rock___.
2007-08-17 04:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Char 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I thank God I'm a country boy.
2. I am SOOO happy I could jump, might as well jump.
3. I never meant to turn you on.
4. The police officer took the man to jail because he's bad bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole d-mn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog.
5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a little old lady from Pasadena.
2007-08-17 08:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I "Just yelled 'Geronimo!' and jumped out the window." (DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince)
2. I am SOOO happy I could "Do the Humpty Hump."
3. I never meant to "Give love a bad name."
4. The police officer took the man to jail because "Smokin' ain't allowed in school."
5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a "teenie-weenie booger on the tip of her nose." (Biz Markie)
2007-08-17 03:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I "get so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it."
2. I am SOOO happy I could show you my "thong thong thong thong thong."
3. I never meant to "lean like a cholo." I just couldn't help myself.
4. The police officer took the man to jail because I said, "You can't touch this oh oh oh" and he did.
5. Whoa Nelly! I just saw a "girl in yellow, she says hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow. I went over there without a second to lose and what comes next, hey bust a move."
2007-08-17 04:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by lindsey m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I ...pet his seing eye dog.
2. I am SOOO happy I could ...let his dog keep humping my couch.
3. I never meant to ...flick my booger at the guy.
4. The police officer took the man to jail because...I tricked him into thinking we were in the bedroom and he ran around naked.
5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a ... wallet he left behind, score.
2007-08-17 02:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Meow Mix 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I ran i ran so far away
I am SOOO happy I could drop it like its hot
I never meant to clean my room but then i got high
The police officer took the man to jail because he's never gonna get me never gonna get me i'm a crimson ghost
WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a big ol ***
2007-08-17 02:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by smart person 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1. When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I said WALK RIGHT IN. SIT RIGHT DOWN. BABY, LET YOUR MIND ROLL ON.
#2. I'm sooo happy I could FLY UP UP AND AWAY IN MY BEAUTIFUL, MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON
#3. I never meant to drink 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
#4. The police officer took the man to jail because he KISSED A COP ON THIRTY-NINTH AND VINE AND HE BROKE HIS LITTLE BOTTLE OF LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE.
#5. WHOA NELLY!!! I just saw a ONE HORNED, ONE EYED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
2007-08-17 03:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When I opened the door and saw my blind date, I said "private eyes are watching you...seeing your every move..."(Hall and Oates)
I am Sooooo happy I could flyyyy.....fly to the angels. Heaven awaits my heart, and flowers bloom in my name. (Mark Slaughter)
I never meant to hurt you, or sleep with all your friends....(Anthrax...dallabgnikcufecin)
The police officer took the man to jail because he was Breakin the law, breakin the law (Judas Priest)
WHOA NELLY! I just saw Irving. Big dumb dumb Irving! The 142nd fastest gun in the west!!!
*edit* I just realized that I can use Lyrics....I was only allowing myself song titles...heh...I'm changing my answers....
2007-08-17 02:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Cheese 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) had the urge to masturbate
2) shake my laffy taffy
3) puke on you
4) he was too small to rail
5) your vanilla jelly (sorry lol)
2007-08-17 02:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by kim914 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋