You need to make me smile ear-to-ear before I bestow you your Knighthood!
2007-08-17 01:19:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would go to the royal albert hall and set up a consert for you and set up a mosh pit and give you front row center tickets.
and allow you to jump up on stage and do a stage dive into the mosh pit.
2007-08-17 21:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A smile from ear to ear you say
And in return..
A Knighthood is the price you will pay?
To make a woman smile to the enth degree
On many occasion
I have delivered most confidently.
Much time has passed since my last call of duty
The lady in question
Forgive me ma’am “she were a buxom beauty”
Make me smile she gestured,
from ear right round to ear.
Oh what enjoyment and oh ma’am what a cheer
The lady I did pass with a fine male companion,
Only a short time ago.
A discreet wink and smile on me she did bestow
So, please will you see your majesty,
that the challenge you set,
for one as noble and experienced, is indeed not a threat.
Soon down upon ones knee
Is where I will be stood
To claim the reward and prestigious knighthood.
So Ill take you in the garden, or perhaps the west wing
In fact anywhere is fine,
Away from the King
My concern is for him
And of course not for me
Witnessing his queen, full of such glee…
A brief intermission….
(When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you. When you’re laughing when you’re laughing the sun Oh comes shining through….)
…….
My Queen I must now request on behalf of the king,
and my fear…
That you please remove that smile that clearly spreads from your ear to ear!
“Arise Sir Kaizen”!
The Queen accompanied by the King made it so...
And a concealed wink and a smile on you, your highness, I did bestow.
Hope it made you smile!
Sincerely
Kaizen
2007-08-17 10:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Queen Elizabeth is an English Queen, I am a Scotsman, so I would not be inclined to entertain the Queen that has occupied my Homeland I would more likely draw my sword and attack her guards, but then that might entertain her until I bested them and came for her crown!
2007-08-17 12:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by cowboy_christian_fellowship 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since your the Queen and you pretty much have everything, I could only bow and kiss your hand and say,
"My Queen, my life is yours."
Then as I get up bowing, I trip over my sword and you can distictly hear the sound of my face hitting the hard floor.
2007-08-17 14:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Passionately kiss you all over after giving you a nice massage. I'm sorry I can't go into full detail in this without getting a violation.
2007-08-17 20:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take you on a scenic and informative tour of the local livestock pens. Both fun and educational it combines the best of all worlds!
2007-08-17 08:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Show you my doll of yourself at the age of about five, which is a rare special edition in perfect condition. I'm guessing you have not seen one in many years.
2007-08-17 08:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by auntb93 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first and foremost I would tell you that you are one of my heros. Then I would proceed to bash and mock the King of Spain. I would remind you how he and his sad little row boat he calls an "armoda(sp)" are not match for her majesty's power.
2007-08-17 10:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take you on a tour of the rest home where you'll being moving to next year.
2007-08-17 11:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could always show you my 'crown jewels' while I sat on the 'throne' - but you might end up taking me to the tower instead... Ma'am.
(Bows)
2007-08-17 08:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by trinicorn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋