She has stubble on her chin. How do I tell her I'm not into hairy chicks?
2007-08-17 00:35:00 · 24 answers · asked by Jack Torrance 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hate to tell you this..but she ain't no lady
2007-08-17 00:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Baps . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say sorry "I'm not into hairy chicks" or if you want to be nice and pretend not to notice she is hairy tell her she's not your type, or bring a girl to the bar and make out with her in front of the hairy lady
2007-08-17 00:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by samdawsoniow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a transvestite or something (there's a whole load of different terms to call men who dress like women these days, depending on whether they are pre-sex-change or in the middle of sex change or whatever). I'm not sure what you'd call her. But she's definitely a guy who may or may not have been castrated. If you aren't into that sort of thing, just tell her you're only into straight heterosexual relationships.
2007-08-17 00:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by rachiepachie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk On The Wild Side
Lou Reed
Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the island
in the backroom she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
and the coloured girls go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.
Little Joe never once gave it away
everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I Said hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
you should have seen him go go go
They said, hey Sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
all right, huh
Jackie is just speeding away
thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
and the coloured girls say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.
2007-08-17 11:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you aren't going to get serious about her. I prefer to stay away from "ladies" with adam's apples and the ones who wear turtleneck sweaters. They can sometimes be troublesome.
2007-08-17 00:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by oldsalt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask if there are anymore like her at home! xxx from someone who is 3 times a lady.
2007-08-17 00:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'm dancin' with a man! She's got calluses on her hand! She's got an adams apple bigger than mine--she gets a stiffy when we grind--I think I'm dancin with a man!
--Rodney Carrington
2007-08-17 00:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hand her a pack of disposable razors and tell her the store was having a sale and you thought she would like them!
2007-08-17 00:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by charks love 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Jack, that is what we call a "transvestite". Hey man, just think you could have gotten "her" back to your place and had a big surprise
2007-08-19 13:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE looks like a lady, sounds like this person doesnt know if they re arthur or martha
2007-08-17 00:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You say, "I'm not into hairy chicks."
2007-08-17 00:38:18 · answer #11 · answered by ~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋