"I think you might not be normal"
when in fact I am clinically insane.
2007-08-16 20:52:01
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answered by zoeksalamander 4
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"you have stopped drinking so much beer lately, you rotten old bastard. now how about cleaning out the garage so you can sleep out there. i think you are sober enough to walk about without killing your sorry self. that is a big improvement."
that is the love of an real irish mother. i felt the pride swell up that day. and i am living in the room ifixed up in the garage. real snug and suits me good. life is good. now if i can get off the dole and get my old truck driver route back, things will be perfect. long as i can hold down the drinking. i try. i am thinking, we really don't live that long really. not when you stop and really think, it is sort of a few blinks of this and that and you get old and disabled and they put you aside with a pittence and you just slow up more and more until it finally shutsdown one night. eveynight, i wonder how many shutdown what has ti be buried. millions i bet. well, i wnat another whack driving my lorry and then id will go long as the ticker can continue. i can live with those terms now. i see the way. it is okay.i
2007-08-16 21:02:43
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answered by Anonymous
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nicely actually I have been given a wiseguy answer in the religion section. I asked what are the adjustments and similarities if any in any respect between the religions of Judaism and Islam. Oh nicely some people choose for to respond to questions a undeniable way.
2016-10-15 22:03:29
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answered by blide 4
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Well I was chatting to a work colleague the other day about the weather (like you do!)....
Me: "It's hot today"
Colleague: "Yes it is, I'll open the door"
Me: "Ok, only if that's ok with you because I get hot all the time"
Colleague: "I am usually cold all the time but since I've put on a bit of weight I'm quite warm too"
!!!!!!!! lol !!!
2007-08-16 20:57:57
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answered by *Sparki* 5
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I was a drive thru last November when i pulled up to the window and was told, "whatcho doin' behind the wheel?"
I said, "what?"
She said, " aren't you abit young to drive?" I said, "no, I am twenty one and been drivin' since i was sixteen" She said, "wow, you look like you're fourteen, fifteen the most."
2007-08-17 07:48:41
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answered by bEiNg DiScIpLiNeD 5
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A Girl at work,stops. Looks me up and down, smiles at me,
& Says..
Girl "wow, you know what you are"?
Me "what"?
Girl "A Metrosexual"
Me "haha no way"
Girl " Look at you"
Me " I just dress up nice,thats all, i'm not metro"
Girl "I know, but you're so like.... you're so Pretty"
I felt complimented !She said I was Hot. Then i was like, Whoa, that's insulting too. I'm pretty? I'm metro? Ouch.
Yeah hahaha the NICEST INSULT ever lol!!
I ended up seeing this girl for a little while, if you know what i mean. = P
2007-08-16 21:02:53
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answer #6
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answered by AckiLeeZ 4
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A neighbour visited for the first time and said' Oh what a lovely home , I thought as you've got a dog your house would smell!!!'
2007-08-16 20:54:33
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answered by Summer Rain 5
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When some jerk called me a biotch! I turned, and said, "Why thank you!" :o) Edit- hey, I think that's a compliment because to me being called that means that you're a woman who's not going to be messed around with. I take no prisoners. So whoever gave me two thumbs down, oh well. Sigh.
2007-08-16 20:51:45
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answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7
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I need to check your ID, We Id everybody that looks under 30.
2007-08-16 21:06:55
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answered by bigDcowgirl 7
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Girl your hair is pretty its it yours is it yaky wavy 1B? It insulted me because 1 im black, white and indian not chinese and 2 this is my hair grown from my scalp and no one elses. The **** people say!!!!
2007-08-16 20:54:38
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answered by meka g 6
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my aunt asked when I was gonna have the baby. Three days after I had the baby..I felt soo fat those days. I only had the pooch fat. That was it. Now of course, I think its funny.
2007-08-16 21:53:24
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answer #11
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answered by Heather R♥se 6
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