If you were my girl and I said "Look God made women for what? firstly he did it at cost price for one rib. And you were made for us to unload our goo into and clean up so we can do the important things." Think about it, before Adam had perfectly good and meaningful conversations with God and he only didnt want to take a mate that had more hair than he did, like a monkey. So... Given that girls are made for goo. Why do you think it is so annoying to listen to a woman rabbit onward, simply because they weren't made to listen to. Women were an after thought, and look what does she go and do, buggers it all up by giving him the apple. Want a lesson in history about listening to woman guys, then take a look at the first man, Adam and see what happened to him when he listened to a woman. Saying that I think it was the first time he actually talked to her cos it doesnt say they ever had convo. So first convo and look what happens. Women stick to the housework, guys stick to beers n sport! ok?
2007-08-16 20:44:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You are no christian. You are simply a bigoted, pious male chauvinist. You have no sense of giving - just taking. True Christians don't drink alcohol. Stay in your place - the gutter!
2007-08-16 20:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Pixie 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ok..... Firstly I am guessing your Christian and as a female and having attend faith camp this summer in the most christian way possible I am thinking WTF.
Firstly you need to sort out your biblical knowledge. God created Eve as a companion for Adam and both in the image of Himself, man and woman both reflect different personality attributes of God so by insulting women your insulting God for starters. And the order in which God created people reflects accountability rather than status so basically man was responsible for both him and his wife eating the apple.
As well as this just think how long the bible is without mentioning ever miniscule detail. And if your talking about how the Bible didn't mention them ever having a convo it also doesn't mention any other women but somehow Cain goes on to have children. So I recommend you know what your talking about before you post a pile of rubbish on the internet .
2007-08-17 01:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by JayJay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even finish the question. Unload our goo????
I hope, when you die, that the hell you go to, forces you to be gooed upon by eternal cacti. What a prick. You should be kicked in the nuts by every woman on the planet, so that the only gooing you'll be doing will be from your mouth in a vegetative state.
I have never wished a degenerative virus on anyone's genitals before.....til now.
For Christians? You are the biggest sack of **** I've ever had the non-pleasure of responding to. I hope you fall in your house, break your neck, and are forced to watch your dog crap on your carpet because he's laughing at you so hard.
Good day to you, asswipe.
2007-08-16 20:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by imrt70 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ROFL! well if it's any consolation, in these days of fertility treatments and cloning, it wont be long till we can dispense with men altogether. We may keep a couple of you in a cage somewhere. Let you out every now and then to get oiled up for a pole dance but that's about it.
2007-08-16 23:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by gothicmamma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, God realized that Adam was incomplete without woman. That is why Eve was made. Why do you not discuss the fact that Man is almost no longer needed. You are the inferior being. I love men to death, but you guys cannot carry life.
2007-08-16 20:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by JPC 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're a perfect Islamic terrorist recruit. You already have their belief that women are inferior to men. Take the next step and convert to Islam. I'll buy the gun and put into the hand of the first woman who wants to take off that burka and shoot you.
2007-08-16 21:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by cartiphilus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
put your woman on a pedestal. thats the correct place for her.
as for the theology angle, god made woman as a second attempt at getting it right when he cocked up the first time!
And as for the apple, she was probably sick of hearing him ask where everything was all the time. So she tried to give him a bit of sense. OOPS, no-ones perfect. x
2007-08-16 20:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by wendy 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
God - You really are a stupid idiot.
A - Adam and Eve never existed - it is a STORY.
B - Women were not made from men - we all evolved from a common ancestor.
C - Women were not "made" for men.
I hope these points were laid out in a way that allows your tiny little brain understand them.
PS - I pity any girlfriend you might have.
2007-08-16 20:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol, if you actually were a Christian you would know that they were made for man to have a companion not to just put goo in or to make do the housework while you be lazy.
2007-08-16 20:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by NESkimo 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This is why your alone and not in bed with a woman instead your voicing a stupid opinion like this. yeah buddy keep on drinking all those beers.
2007-08-16 20:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon Lady 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋