Why did a fLucking SHEEP attack my Buddy BEANIE?

Question

We were just having some drinks
of Whiskeys and Beers
together with our peers
We were talking about a steak of lamb
cooked by a chef so dumb
So we talked to the chef
But he was totally deaf
and so we just went on with our drinks
And came a SHEEP out from the brink!

Answer 1

the sheep said to me and my buddy Mek.....
Can I have a kiss?..Maybe just a Peck.....
We said NO, you can't...You have fleas....
Go to your shepherd..pretty pretty Please.....

Oh the Sheep was a Ranting and a Raving....
She thought of a wise answer from the core of her being.....
She said." So it's war you want, HUH!?".....
..Baaah, you..you're all idiots...Duh!........

OH, how we LOLed...Mr Mek and me....
We went back to our Beers till we had to pee....
We mean you no harm...Oh little angry sheep
Go back to your leader..Ms Judas Bo Peep.....

Answer 2

Ah, sheep, their very nature tells a sad tale of how they mindless follow along when it's not even for their own good.

Answer 3

I didn't know that a sheep would eat a Bean.

Answer 4

that sheeps not so dim
he liked your spinnin rim
not caught off guard
whose the retard
sacred is the cow
tomorrow you will bow
the ruminants shall fear
because your at their rear

Answer 5

Awesome guys. I'd have come up with a poem too, a really super good one, if I weren't half asleep *sigh* maybe next time.

Answer 6

I have nothing constructive to add just have to say LMAO and bravo Bean

Answer 7

are you sure it was a flucking sheep and not a whole flock of those fluckers..

Answer 8

LOL!!!!! GOOD WORK BOYS!!!