2007-08-16 19:43:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. He's actually a computer programme
2. He's a consortium of Yahoo employees
3. If he types more than five words he gets carpal tunnel syndrome.
4. He lives entirely on raisins, prunes, powerade and gatorade
5. He once worked in a nuclear power plant.
6. He owns a flock of sheep.
7. His most prized possession is his cell phone.
8. If he earns less than 20 000 points a week he has an anxiety attack.
9. He has an insane hatred of women with blonde hair.
10. He recently spent a brief holiday in Tahiti; see the link below for his holiday snaps!
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2007-08-17 19:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) He used to speak in full sentences.
2) He never stops typing, so he remains naked in his chair so he doesn't have to get up to go to the bathroom.
3) His fans work diligently to build a contraption, similar to Steven Hawkings, that would allow him to walk & type at the same time. (Apparently nobody told him about Dragon Naturally Speaking).
4) His "hat" is really a tumor that, to his fortune, took on the shape of a hat.
5) Hasn't had corn on the cob in 15 years.
6) Alternate-universe Judas Rabbi works at Taco Bell.
7) He really respects Oprah for all she's been through.
8) Feelings are hurt when people don't ask questions about him.
9) In 1994 he tried opening up a can of "whoop @$$" and was severely mutilated in his living room.
10) Doesn't cry when he cuts an onion.
2007-08-16 19:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-10 10:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what the facts are.
I'm a little confused whether he eats his raisins with Gatorade and his prunes with Powerade, or visa-versa.
2007-08-16 20:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by Starr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. he used to be a girl
2. had plastic surgery and became a man with no genitals
3. hes 45
4. lives with his grandma
5. got beat up by a girl
2007-08-17 04:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He likes Raisins and Prunes.
2007-08-17 00:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
discovering that he's actually the WOLF that bought Little Red Riding Hood from Her Mom!
...and he's the same WOLF who attacked the 3 little pigs!!
man! i wonder what are we going to unravel more?
2007-08-17 19:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
he has 327 pet rabbits. no, 328. no, 330.
2007-08-16 19:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He is married too an obease bearded lady.
2007-08-16 19:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He really looks like that.
2007-08-16 19:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋