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"Would you like fries with that?"

"Why thenk yuh...thenk yuh verry much Missy.."

That's what Elvis would be doing right now, while on his way to his latest come back special. It would be airing on the Sci Fi channel, with special guest star, Bruce Campbell. Elvis is frying up some o' his special peanut butter and banana sandwiches when lo and behold...a strange dalek ray splits him into two. Elvis quickly convinces his new clone to be his friend, and the two of them join up with Dr. Who to search the galaxy for the last remaining dalek...wherever that little tin can might be. The first episode ends while the two almost identical Elvis' watch from a cornfield as the elusive dalek flies off into the night. Elvis holds up a burgundy shoe dropped by the dalek's companion.

"We got us a clue, good buddy."
"Ayuh,' says the clone (Bruce Campbell). "But what does it tell us?"
"Vegas baby," Elvis sneers, "They're headin' for Vegas...and so are we."

2007-08-16 20:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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2014-11-22 04:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich, or hunting the mummy in Bubba Hotep.

2007-08-17 02:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The lead singer and pitch man in the annoying Viva Viagra commercials replete with aqua jumpsuit, cape, and jet black, dyed pompadour.

2007-08-17 02:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 2 0

I think if Elvis was alive "right now" he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin.

2007-08-17 02:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by br@ini@c 6 · 12 0

Your Mom. No, no, seriously; I don't mean that as an insult. Elvis & your Mom would make a HOT couple, Alec!

2007-08-17 02:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Selling triple gold bond cream on the TV guide channel.

2007-08-17 02:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Eating.

2007-08-17 02:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2 0

I'm guessing he'd be caught in a trap. Ahuh huh.

2007-08-17 03:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1 0

He'd be in the ICU, waiting for a second liver transplant.

2007-08-17 12:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0 1

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