He just freaked a little when I mentioned you... and then the nervous ticks started.
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2007-08-16 17:34:48 · 15 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I walked in front of his special "green screen" wearing a chartreuse jumpsuit, so that on the TV monitors, only my disembodied head appeared on the weather map, floating lazily along and obscuring a high pressure weather front along the lower Midwest. The sourpuss has never forgiven me since. I was the BEST thing to happen to his crummy little segment....
2007-08-16 17:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
Well, it all started one fine day when I gazed up at the clear azure sky and decided I wanted some puffy clouds. So I gave him a call and... get this.... he says he doesn't take requests! What’s that all about!?
Needless to say, I wasn’t pleased at all. I mean, whatever happened to “the customer is always right?”
So now I exact my revenge by performing a rain dance every time he predicts clear skies. That’ll teach ‘im.
But it’s not like I’m the type to hold a grudge or anything…
2007-08-17 20:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh that, yeah, I kinda attacked him on the street after a string of incorrect forecasts. I can't really talk about the lawsuit though...
What? Okay, just because I shaved off his eyebrows, doesn't give him a reason to sue me... is it?
2007-08-17 01:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh him! He,s a bit on the sensitive side. All I did was f.ck his wife and 17 yr old daughter on the same evening. But u know weathermen-they don,t know which way the wind blows!!!
2007-08-17 01:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, whenever I see him, I remind him that his wife is Tana from The Apprentice AND the woman who invented the Bedazzler.
(I'm not joking. Our local weather guy really is married to her.)
2007-08-17 08:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why he's so upset. I only told him his is the only job I know of where you can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep your job.
2007-08-17 09:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told him that it never rains in AZ and that a 20% chance is just spit
2007-08-17 00:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by Star 2 cuz Star 1 got suspended★ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd better start twitching ...
Do you know how much Karma I had to cash-in to get it to rain Salmon and Mountain Lions at his house?
Next time, get it right ... you pointing suit-wearing liar ...
2007-08-17 02:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I sent him a letter, stating that if wrong predictions were people, he'd be China
2007-08-17 00:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I kicked him in the 'nads when he blew up our copy of the Thinker.
2007-08-17 00:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋