My mumsy calls me a "son of a *****"........
2007-08-16 17:34:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahahaha!!! that's one hell of an irony!!!
well i should say.....
..."trusting a doubt" buddy!!
but it's VERY beneficial!!
2007-08-17 19:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survives, only to take a shower where he slips on the soap and dies from trauma.
LOL I just read the rest of your question.
You are a funny Bean.
2007-08-17 00:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Starr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a man, on his way to the drug store to renew his prescription for insulin, crosses the street only to get hit by a truck hauling insulin.
A bit mobid, but the only one I could think of.
2007-08-17 12:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like yours. well you could listen to the song ironic my Alanis Morrisette
rain on your wedding day
a man who hates planes, then gets on one and it crashes
someone doesn't like the ocean and is afraid of sharks. they go surfing and their arm gets bitten off.
someone always looks both ways when crossing a street. the first time they don't, they are hit by a car
2007-08-17 00:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My sister said to me, " your jacka** beliefs were really ignerant and don't ever bring enough religon to it."
2007-08-17 00:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just about to ask this very same question.
2007-08-17 00:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-17 00:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got mad cow disease from a happy meal
2007-08-17 00:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
what my wife does to my pants and shirts...
2007-08-17 11:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your bright but dim.
2007-08-17 07:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋