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Sorry, I messed up and had them take me to your house. Did I wake you? They found me raiding that chicken farm down the road again!

2007-08-16 15:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 0 0

You should know/ I was with you all night and the cops brought me home because my car broke down.

2007-08-16 22:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 0 0

Look, they had the wrong person. They though that I broke the Johnson's window and was taking Jen's jewerly! I was just polishing it with the bag, not put the diamond bracelet in there! Then when I pulled off my ski-mask, turned on the light, and she realized that it said "Polishing cloth." See, innocent!

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See, that was when she was calling, she didn't turn on the light yet and see what the cloth said. While we were at the water cooler I noticed how dull the bracelet looked.

2007-08-16 22:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lt. Shinysides 6 · 0 0

Hmmmm......

I was at home last Friday night....and the cops came here because they wanted to party with me? (LOL).

2007-08-16 22:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Scrapper 4 · 0 0

i was riding my bike and i flagged them down telling them i needed help. When they came up 2 me, I told them that someone stole my weed, so they took me to jail, and since i have a realative who is a cop he took me home the next day

2007-08-16 22:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by 0 5 · 0 0

The cops didn't bring me home, I went home with her...

2007-08-16 22:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by ©Diva© 5 · 0 0

I was alreay at home online at my computer, but the cops never did show up here.

2007-08-16 22:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0 0

Oh great I didn't think you knew! Well, I was out with friends, having a good time and from then on I'm drawing a blank... but I hear I had a blast.

2007-08-16 22:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by sharpeilvr 6 · 0 0

They weren't cops. I was at an all girls party and they were the male strippers. Didn't you notice they only had on hats

2007-08-16 22:44:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

at the beach and they brought me home cause i mooned the nice looking cop to show him my new tattoo....lol

2007-08-16 22:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by D N 3 · 0 0

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