2007-08-16 14:54:32 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not the one behind the thumbs-down.
2007-08-16 14:58:55 · update #1
These are the "special ingredients" named so far:
Beans (butterbeans; pork-n-beans; refried; sometimes with milk); Chili; Mexican Food; Chinese Food; Kashi cereal; Eggs (sometimes pickled; with chili; with meat; or with curry and Spam); Chili dogs; Pizza; Cheese; Vegetables: Asparagus; Peas; Brussels Sprout; Cauliflower; Broccoli; Cabbage; Sauerkraut; and Garlic. Other suggestions include laxatives and beer.
2007-08-17 04:55:17 · update #2
Have some salted fish with lots of Garlic.
2007-08-23 18:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Day 1 Eat two cans of sauerkraut.
Day 2 Eat two cans of pork and beans.
Day 3 Eat a pound of cheddar cheese.
Day 4 Buy a bottle of that laxative stuff that is clear or green or red and comes in a glass bottle. Costs $1-2. Drink all of it and follow with two big mugs of hot coffee.
Run!! I repeat! Run!! And get on the can as fast as possible. This will be the Apocalypse of stinkbombs!!
Best of luck to you!! I have other methods that work well too.
2007-08-16 15:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat lots of cabbage, eggs and beans and other gaseous foods. Insert a cork, you know where , and just let it build up for a while. Pretty soon it'll be just like a volcano in your GI system as it begins to rumble and smoke comes out of your ears, pick your target, bend over and aim!
2007-08-24 13:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife's beef stew. That stuff creates the most noxious effluvium known to man. Perfect for walking around the office and surreptitiously breaking wind (also known as "crop dusting") so you can share it with unsuspecting coworkers whom you are not too fond of. Also great for paying back the wife by jumping into bed, farting and lifting the blanket (a little "dutch oven" as it is known as).
2007-08-16 15:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a plateful of
Brussels Sprouts
cauliflower
broccoli
cabbage
asparagus
beans
cheese
and
a couple bottles of beer.
2007-08-16 15:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a pound of beans,and some cabbage
2007-08-24 10:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by fred a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chili-dogs.
2007-08-16 14:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat fried Brie cheese
2007-08-24 07:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by Solomon S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fijoles ******!
2007-08-16 14:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by djm749 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continuously press the A button while holding down the B button.
2007-08-16 15:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋