What's the weirdest thing that a kid, adult, or...and elderly person had said to you? (read details)?

Question

It could be a stranger, or anyone.

Me? Well, once, I was in the mall, and this kid ran up to me, and threw candy in my face. Then he smiled and said, "LIFE IS GOOD!" He ran away, and I was like... w...t...f?

Answer 1

I was at a swimming pool with my parents when I was about five. They were in the adult pool, I was in the kiddy one and there was a man there with his kid. He asked me where my parents were and I said, 'why? do you want to kidnap me?' I guess that must have probably been the weirdest thing someone had ever said to him.

Answer 2

once when we were in a store, there were two mexican ladies having a conversation in spanish. About what, I have no idea, my son was standing there between them head turning from one lady to the next. He had an expression on his face that he was really trying to get the jist of the conversation. I have no idea what made him feel he had to add to this conversation, and just when I was getting ready to tell him he was being rude, he opened up his mouth and recited the only spanish phrase he knew "Yo quiero Taco Bell". The two ladies just looked at him like he was some nutt case kid, then busted up laughing. I was never so embarrassed. They thought he was cute, i wanted to crawl under a rock. my son was also 7 when he said the above(17 now) but my 3 year old he says he prayer before meals. instead of saying "God is great, god is good, let us thank him for this food" he says God is good , god is great, so is Aidan and the food. Amen." i hate to correct him, i think it's so cute.

Answer 3

What toothpaste do you use?

I am not asking you somebody seriously asked me that.

This didn't happen to me, and this wasn't said or anything, but I thought it was/is funny.

It was around halloween, a kid I know came into school the next day talking about how there was this old guy handing out potatoes instead of candy lol.

Answer 4

wow that was pretty strange!

I was on a train to Connecticut from Florida with my 5 year old son. While in coach a porter who happened to be black was passing out pillows. He was dressed all in white. When he got to us, My son all of a sudden yelled out, "Look daddy there's a snowman" I was also like...w..t..f? lol

I swear you gotta have a roll of duct tape at the ready when in the company of a 5 year old in public!

Answer 5

I only remember this funny but sad story that happened once in a mall. This old man walked up to me and started asking how my day was going and how I was. I didn't know him but he seemed nice so I talked to him. His dentures then fell out and he walked away embarassed. I felt so bad for him.

Answer 6

That's funny!

I think that's the weirdest thing that a kid, adult, or...and elderly person ever said to me.

Answer 7

Haha.
Ah the innocence of childhood. Children are so sweet.

My son, who is three, told me a few weeks ago that was going to cut his hand off and drip the blood on me, apparently he had seen a nasty, bloody movie while he was with my mother, but I thought it was kind of odd..

Answer 8

I was in the grocery store, and I decided to get my mom some flowers while I was there. I was standing in line, holding the flowers, and this little boy (maybe 2 or 3 years old) asked me, "who are those flowers for?" I said "they're for my mom!" He asked, "Is it her birthday?" I said "no". He said, "Oh, is she dead?" His mother was horrified. I couldn't stop laughing. I said "no, she's alive". He was so confused!

Answer 9

back when i had my first apartment, my friends and i would stop by mom's place to visit and scarf up whatever was in the fridge-we'd play guitars and crack jokes-and she'd try to figure out our slang-we'd say something like, 'man, when that dude snarfed down that bud pounder and spewed, i lost it!' (when that guy chugged a 16 oz budweiser and puked it back up, i laughed uncontrollably)...'losing it' was a major topic with my crowd, we were into humor in a big way-one night she looked at us, shook her head, and said, "whenever you guys say 'you lost it', i lose it!" we were all on the floor- then her boyfriend, who had just finished a couple beers and whiskey chasers, said, 'we have more fun than people!'...and, well...yup, we lost it...

Answer 10

the weirdest hing an adult has done to me would have been while i was at work at the hospital taking a pt down and their family tried to hit on me and i just kind of ignored it but when we got off the elevator and to the car they put me in the backseat of the car and took pictures of me and the young guy that was taking my pt home and then they dropped me back off at the hospital. it was soo weird i mean like i didn't even know them just like random talking when i would check on them and when the family was there we would chit chat but nothing too serious. i seen the pictures later on myspace he had put that we were dating i mean how weird is that.


And the weirdest a kid has ever said would have to be when i was babysitting my cousin and i had took her to the Thomas the train festival and we were in line to get on Thomas and she looks down my shirt and says "wow you have big boobies" and then everyone turns around and i can feel everyone looking at my boobs to see if its true or not, i mean its true but omg it was embarrassing. all these guys thought she was my child and were like if you cant find a babysitter we will go out sometime lol i had all kinds of numbers but i don't think i have ever been more embarrassed.

another weird thing from an adult was when me and my boyfriend(husband now) went to go eat at arbys inside and thi girl was like omg your so ******* hot do you want to **** me and i was like omg wtf and then my bf came to the counter to order and she was like he ******* hot too lets all go have a 3some i get off in like 3 hrs i was like freaking out. she found us like a couple weeks ago she was like my offer still stands and i was like we're going to have to pass on that.