I am replacing my speedometer with a dvd screen, Large subwoofers in my saddlebag compartment, MP3 on the handle bars, Cell phone Scrambler so when I ride by you will loose your signal, Semi-Truck Air Horns, 10,000 candle power headlights, Ball bearing launchers to pit your hood and crack your windshield if your tail gating, Red light remote so you will get stopped behind me, extended Steal rake to put thrash scrapes on your doors if you cut me off as I ride past you., Police siren to confuse you so I can pass....
2007-08-16 09:32:20 · 16 answers · asked by a2z_alterego 4 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
Big T, so cool too. He failed the riders exam 19 times, I hear he can not even ride a bicycle.
2007-08-16 09:46:51 · update #1
Firecracker , thx that was a good laugh..
2007-08-17 08:41:21 · update #2
Nice observation Greenie, You are a true bikers dream..
2007-08-17 08:43:33 · update #3
this must be a man thing...out of context i see speed, bars, balls, hood, crack, tail.......
but um....I would like a ride
2007-08-17 08:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Greenie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a great idea to me, that is, everything except the ball bearing part. I have found that just keeping a pocket full of these critters, and throwing them over your shoulder works fine to keep these inconsiderate stupid idiots off my tail.
2007-08-16 16:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I knew a guy who threw a brick through the winshield of a car that cut him off. Who carries a brick on a motorcycle, that wasn't his first time either. I find a pistol will make them back off, nothing flashy just a snub nose does the trick
2007-08-16 20:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by sportbiker_til_the_end 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Be Nice, Children
2007-08-16 20:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by csburridge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a lot of baggage.
If you've got a problem with passing and tailgaters at the same time, maybe you should leave the parking lot.
2007-08-16 20:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do It My friend ,sounds good to me .I Like the Ball bearing launcher Idea
2007-08-16 16:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by Terry S 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Order the Grover horns they put on fire trucks. When you blow them, you'll slow down , a little, but they'll make a soccer mom stop doing whatever idiot crap she's doing.
2007-08-17 05:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds cool to me. You might want to skip the air horns and get a horn from a locomotive. It's much louder.
2007-08-16 16:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey Bear A.rse
Is that all !
What about the little tray to hold your shake & fries as you eat your burger?
2007-08-16 16:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by Dingo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And what good will all that do for you when
Granny Clammpet gets pissed and
runs you into a bridge embankment.
2007-08-17 02:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Irv S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋