2007-08-16 09:27:01 · 14 answers · asked by iRockThatzAll =] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
please watch this video and experience the toddler humor. Funny Funny Funny.
2007-08-16 09:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by audreynstuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My younger brother had a habit of biting his nails, and I told him not to do it because he would get fat.
Anyway, one day we were on the bus and a heavily pregnant lady got on - straight away, he said "I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING" and the entire bus was in stitches. I just went red and hung my head in shame. Bless him!
My other brother was out visiting my grandparents house at the seaside and we were walking along the prom when he saw a hat which said "i love stroking p**sies" and he had a long drawn out conversation on how much he loved to stroke my grans pussy (cat), again, embarassing me lots without realising it at all!
One final one, when asking my godson what he wanted for Christmas, he said he wanted a card. I said Ok, what else? He said just a card......a card like daddy has so i can go and get money from the machine!
2007-08-16 09:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Joyful97 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My uncle likes to play and do magic tricks with his children who are of the toddler age. So he would always pretend like he was pulling quarters out of his daugters ears. She thought that he really was pulling money out of her ears. One day they went to the park and they wanted to get ice cream but didn't have quite enough money. So the little girl says to daddy, "Check my ears!" I think that is way funny.
2007-08-16 09:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Cello Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
... or didn't say?
I was talking to my 4 year old grandson on the phone. Everything was going fine, then he put the phone down and walked away. I started yelling and screaming into the phone so that someone would hang it up. A couple minutes later he got back on the phone and said, "Grandma, you're funny!" Then he proceeded to scream "Good BYEEEEEEEEEEE"!
2007-08-16 09:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Granny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving with my son. He was about 3 and sitting in the back seat in his car seat. I went over this small hill kind of fast and he spoke up and said "Mama, that made my winkie tinkle."
2007-08-16 09:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My two year old picked up on the word f-ing, only he says it with a B.
Thumbs down? Stupid trolls- get a life and a sense of humor!
2007-08-16 09:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was just minding my own business when toddler came up a punched me at mcdonalds. he didn't say anything, we had a moment...i wanted to kick him..but it passed. i lived.
2007-08-16 09:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by nicque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my daughters said she wanted to hold this huge beetle... in her sisters hand ! ( I thought it was cute)
2007-08-16 09:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by kmart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
daddy srcatch my toe lol
2007-08-16 17:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''get out of here" and hes only 7mnths.
2007-08-16 09:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by Chikis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋