do you know any funny jokes that are short?

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2007-08-16 09:26:53 · 3 answers · asked by Mee~mOe~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

My shrink told me I was going crazy.
I said, Doc if you don't mind I would like to get a 2nd opinion.
He says, Alright, your ugly too!

2007-08-16 13:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

What has four wheels and flies??

---a garbage truck!

2007-08-16 16:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by diana g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

PATIENT: "dr. everytime i lift my right arm , i am in agony!!!!! DOCTOR: well stop doing it then u moron!!!

2007-08-16 17:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋