What of the following do you feel is a total mind blowing experience?

Question

-trying to open a soda can and having the little tab break off, now it won't open.

-getting something from a vending machine, only to watch the thing get stuck.

-locking your keys in the car.

-getting locked out of the house;

-losing your keys;

-letting out a fart only it's not a fart you just let out, it's diarrhea?

if you have any add to this, please do so.

Answer 1

How about this: for lunch you decide to try something different, so you go to a brand new Thai restaurant down the street. You want a soda to go with your meal, but all they have is water because their soda machine breaks down. You deal with the minor inconvienience until you take one bite of some anonymous extremely spicy foreign dish. At this point, your mouth is about to explode and the water isn't cutting it so you quickly drop an estimated amount of cash on the table and run out the door. You run to your car for a quick drive to a small store up the street, only to view from the window that your keys are locked inside, on top of the dashboard. Tongue still aflame, you jog seven blocks back to your office and up two flights of stairs to the break room. You pop in $1 and your pepsi comes out, but in the rush to soothe your screaming tonsils, the tab breaks off and the can is useless. A janitor comes in with a trash can, so you toss the usless tin into the bucket. You get another dollar from your pocket and stick it into the soda BOTTLE machine, so that it won't happen again. As you watch the bottle come down the "elevator", it gets stuck midway. The janitor sticks an "Under Repair" sign on the front and walks out. You take out your wallet to see if you could break you hundred-dollar-bill at the bank, but the bill is missing from your wallet. Then you happen to remember that you put it in your pocket earlier...the same pocket which came the bill that you put in the vending machine. Thankfully, you are able to convince your coworker to give you her small carton of milk which she brought for lunch. Rejuvenated but out of cash, you decide to walk home and askyour spouse for the spare car keys. While walking the mixture of milk and Thai food does not agree with your stomach. Nowhere close to a public bathroom, you decide to fart since no one is around. However, it is not a fart at all, but a disgusting mush of dark brown diarrhea. In your brand new light brown pants. Examining the damage behind you, you see that the dark brown stain has penetrated into the seat of your pants. Because you have nothing to cover it with, you awkwardly sprint home with your hands covering your buttocks. When you arrive at the door of your house, you see a sign on the door from your spouse saying "Sorry hon. Won't be home til 10:30 tonight. Dinner's on the stove." You check for your house keys, only to find that they are not there. You check your watch. The time: 1:34pm.

Answer 2

getting locked out of your house

Answer 3

Of those, losing your keys will alter your reality for a while.

Answer 4

i just fell down the stairs with my niece's birthday cake. splattered everywhere and i sprained my ankle for football season... life is tough

Answer 5

Gosh, I just had a time warp moment!