There's little worse than coming home to no beer and all of your patio furniture crushed because the smallest chic these guys will date is pushing 400 lbs!
Hell I even offered to help them run a few pounds off by dragging then with the car but honestly I'm worried about ripping the frame out!
2007-08-16 08:46:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you but a donut on the bumper and drive they will chase it
2007-08-16 09:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd take the advice of tie a donut to the bumper and have them chase you, but then the city might site you for all the pot holes in the road.
2007-08-16 09:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by Quix 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be nice to big girls - one saved my life once. I was drunk driving my jeep in the woods and she was in the front seat. Somehow we wound up on two wheels on the driver's side about to roll. She suddenly leaned real hard to the right and forced us back down. True story.
2007-08-16 09:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say call Richard Simmons and have him sweat the heifers to the oldies, but they'd just eat him.
2007-08-16 09:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by supersizejewels 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use big rocks for patio furniture in the future.
2007-08-16 08:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by whiteman 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stop!! My soda is coming out of my nose I am laughing so hard...put a weight limit sign on your patio...lol...that is hilarious.
2007-08-16 08:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by Steelhead 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! hahaha. Don't fruck up your car over these girls. Yes get mad at your man! What the duece...he should be demanding money from his friends and their shim's!
2007-08-16 08:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Je Suis Femme 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would've been mad too!!!!! Maybe those girls should just sit on the floor:) Or tell your boyfriends idiotic friends to get better taste in woman!!!!! Both would work!!!! Good luck!!
2007-08-16 08:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by ambrosiasninja 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
get some cactus for under the chair and replace the budweiser with old milwaukee. the, you will come home to none of that.
2007-08-16 08:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
get stronger patio furniture and cheaper beer... he is a brave man....
2007-08-16 08:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by trustmeimaliar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋