Here Honey, you use the remote.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see.
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch what you want.
Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.
2007-08-16 08:17:35 · 24 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Score one for the real men left in this world!!! Thumbs up, Bro! That sh!t ain't coming out of my mouth, either.
2007-08-16 08:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
fricken A, your a gem
May I put in my resume?
Don't watch TV...you can have the bloody remote
Who the hell is Antonio Banderas? Brad Pitt? too girly...give me Gary Sinise and this chickie is in heaven
While your up, I'll be stealing your spot
Sex is damn important, but the best is while being held...getting that hardon going between the as*s is frigging amazing
I wanna watch Monday night football, just hope you don't mind me drinking half the beer
Don't carry a purse, or shop for clothes....
Don't need to talk, just shove that thing in my mouth and you have one happy girl
You can reach me at 1-800-I-A-Wench
2007-08-16 08:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No you were not wrong, and it is high time she learns her place. After all you two are getting married someday and she's just got to learn what you expect of her. Since tonight is your birthday she should have those steaks grilled to perfection when you get home as well as just cracking open a cold one as you pull into the drive.
2007-08-16 08:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Quix 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Saying NO to knowing Yahoo Answers is a rude word.
2016-05-20 15:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh now that's just ****** funny! Don't forget of coarse your ex can call in the middle of the night I totally understand he's just needs a friend to talk to!
2007-08-16 08:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Better to be up front about those things to her, at least she'll know.
While you're at it, you should ask her to be the same with you instead of pretending everything is okay.
2007-08-16 08:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Learn how to give in on at least half of that list or miss sex forever!
2007-08-16 08:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is wrong with that most guys would never say that any ways! But that is very funny....If my bf ever said any of that i would think he is gay. Most straight guys dont say those things
2007-08-16 08:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by angel_girl8856 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you like sleeping with her, try a few every now and then, it could work wonders!
2007-08-16 08:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by budgie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were probably being honest, but cut her a break
2007-08-16 08:23:43 · answer #10 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋