○┤○┤ Can you complete these sentences with some funny thoughts?

Question

PLEASE INCLUDE THE ENTIRE STATEMENT IN YOUR ANSWER. IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO UNDERSTAND.
THANK YOU.

1. Today will be better than yesterday because_________.
2. We know the world is round because __________.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have ____________
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because __________.

OOOPS!! "Instead." ( Beatles question.)

Answer 1

1. because I got money in the mail
2. because I've been around it several times. (literally)
3. they would have been lynched. (sorry but the haircuts would have doomed them in the deep south)
4. because Sunshine really does know Matt Dillon, aka James Arness. They really are friends (maybe even more). I'm telling you.

Answer 2

1. Today will be better than yesterday because i will try harder and do my best.
2. We know the world is round because of columbus.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have a stomach as round as a pumpkin.
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because when the smoke clears all they see is sunshine.

Answer 3

1. Today will be better than yesterday because... yesterday sucked.
2. We know the world is round because... ain't no one that ever fell off the edge of it.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, instead of Liverpool, they would have... been called the Junebugs.
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because... he was a hottie.

Answer 4

1. Today will be better than yesterday because yesterday I was told |i only had three hours to live and yet here I still aaaaaaaaaaaam.....Aaaaargh.
2. We know the world is round because try as you may you cannot fall off the edge.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have been Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because she's trying to get to Chester.

Answer 5

1. Today will be better than yesterday because i just figured out im dead.
2. We know the world is round because we have ran around the entire earth for centuries denying it.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have ?
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because?

Answer 6

1. Today will be better than yesterday because its payday and I am no longer BROKE.
2. We know the world is round because a long long long *** time ago, someone figured out how to get a measurement of the earth's circumference by the position of the sun.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep south of the USA, instead of Liverpool, they would have been known to all the world as "The Armadillas"
4. Sunshine loves U.S Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke" soooooooooo much because he that wasn't just a gun in his pocket ;)

Answer 7

1. Today will be better than yesterday because I love you more today than yesterday.
2. We know the world is round because I'm on the top of the world looking down on Creation.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have gone surfing, surfing U.S.A.
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because he stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245. Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.

Edit:
4. He's so fine, doo lang doo lang doo lang.

Answer 8

1. Today will be better than yesterday because__yesterday's over and we can't have it back_______.
2. We know the world is round because _Christopher Columbus didn't fall off_________.
3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, instead of Liverpool, they would have _sang Country instead of Rock and Roll___________
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because __1) She is a horny old broad, and 2) Admit it, he IS pretty fine________.

Answer 9

Today will be better than yesterday because yesterday is gone.

We know the world is round because that is what the church has been teaching forever!

If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, instead of Liverpool, they would have been called the Skeeters (Misquito's).

Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because its not a gun in his pocket...

Answer 10

1 today will be better than yesterday because....i actually woke up again.

2 we know the world is round because...no one has fallen off the edge yet.

2 If the Beatles had been from the deep south of the USA, instead of Liverpool,they would have.....been trying to catch a ride on Elvis Presleys shirt tails. and not married a thing called yoko ono.

3 sunshine loves US Marshal Matt Dillon soooooooooo much because.......Matt Dillon can draw his side iron faster than anyone while he gets a nice tan.

Answer 11

1. Today will be better than yesterday because_________.
~~~~~~ yesterday was like a scene from a Donna Reed movie
2. We know the world is round because __________.
~~~~~ because no one have ever fallen off the edge

3. If the Beatles had been from the deep South of the USA, insted of Liverpool, they would have ____________
~~~~~ been toothless and playing banjos on the porch in overalls very "Deliverance" style
4. Sunshine loves U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon ("Gunsmoke") soooooooooooo much because __________.
~~~~~~~~~her freakin name is sunshine so clearly she is a little crazy