I order pizza frequently, and my wife and kids always end up having a part of the pizza. The problem is that I'm ordering the pizza for myself (I can eat a full pizza will no problems). I don't want to order extra pizza for them, I just want to order one pizza for myself. How do I tell my wife and kids this?
2007-08-16 06:50:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Are you kidding? Three things:
1. What are you kids and wife going to eat?
2. You're a husband/father. You have an obligation to provide and share with your family. Suck it up and share, and stop being such a wuss.
3. Eating a full pizza is bad for you. You're metabolism will eventually slow, and you will get fat.
Combine all three of the above, and I can guarantee you that if you are not joking, then you are on the fast track to getting a divorce and spending all your pizza money on child support. Good luck with that!
2007-08-16 06:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WTH how can you sit there with pizza and not offer them some ? You sound very selfish . After they smell the aroma of the pizza how could they not want some. Just think about a pizza with cheese and peperoni is making me hungry. Stop being so stingy and order enough for the whole family.
2007-08-16 11:11:50 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. What a selfish guy who doesn't want to share his pizza with his wife (the love of his life) and his CHILDREN!!! Next time you order, buddy, get TWO pizzas! Didn't your mother teach you not to eat in front of people? You need to offer anyone around you some of what you have or you are RUDE.
2007-08-16 07:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by Wiser1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, for all I know you're not going to select this for best answer just because this isn't what you want to hear, but I still feel there is a point to answering your question in order to tell you that YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!! Wanting to eat a whole pizza all to yourself is already artery clogging to begin with, but to go as far as to come on Yahoo Answers to ask us how to enhance how you make a fool of yourself is only making it worse by showing the sense of ignorance that you have for your family. You do CARE for them right, well I have news for you, "Caring Means Sharing". Order a pizza for the whole family to eat once a month, and if you want to eat something for yourself, save it for your lunchbreak at work. And I don't want to sound like your doctor, but it seems to me like you need healthier eating habits.
2016-04-01 16:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? Eat your meals with your family and control your portion size.
If it is really an issue AT A FAMILY MEAL, then get 2 pies.
If you are eating a whole pizza in one sitting, go see a doctor about your health.
You need to get your priorities straight. You sound like a dog protecting it's kill rather than a father who wants what's best for his family.
Selfish and disgusting...that's what is wrong in this world.
2007-08-16 07:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Vincent A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you can't say "hey I'm gonna order a pizza do y'all want me to order some for you?" You are teaching your children to be selfish with this kind of behavior. If you want pizza and you don't want them to have one then I suggest you drive to town and eat it in a restaurant. You are really missing out on some good times with a happy family. I think if I were your wife I would be wondering how to tell you that 'I want to wash cloths but I don't want to wash yours'!!!
2007-08-16 06:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by in His image 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is messed up, don't be a cheap a** and buy an extra pizza. What in the world is wrong with some people here!??
2007-08-16 06:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by spring 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dad, is that you.? still a selfish , nasty person i see. get a divorce. You can eat all the pizza you want then when you are living in a cheap hotel. The wife and kids will get your house.
I really hope you are not serious about this.
2007-08-16 07:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Order the pizza and tell them to meet you in the corner then get in your car and pig out.. LOL your so funny.
2007-08-16 07:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by boricua_2290 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your a pig either share the pizza or order one for them
2007-08-16 06:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by nikie_atkinson 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋