Ya gotta watch them mermaid types(some smoke seaweed and some smoke "reef"er).
I dated one, nothin' but trouble.
I shoulda known something was fishy when I met her at a place called "the Sand-Bar"
She loved the size of my "mussels".
She "hooked" me with a smile, and "decked" me with a kissit was a "fluke"
She spent a lot of time doing volunteer work for "Jerry's Squids".
Her favorite drink was "Sex on the Beach", but every night, she complained that she "had a haddock".
She loved the Big Band Sounds like Tommy "Dorsal" and "Salmon chanted evening".
You better have a pocket full of" sand dollars" and a bank full of "clams".
They like fancy cars with a lot of sea-horsepower,like a Stingray or a Barracuda.
We had a "whale" of a time.
For a while.
Soon I came to find that she had a drinking problem.
Her zodiac sign was "Aquarium", and she shore got "tanked".
I mean she "drank like a fish".
It broke my heart when she "wave"d good-bye.
I just sat there crying "kelp" me.
2007-08-16 07:08:31
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answered by therustedknight 3
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You shouldn't stereotype mermaids. I'm sure that there are those who use sea weed, but I'll bet the majority don't. Maybe you could introduce me to a hott merman.
2007-08-16 06:45:27
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answered by just wants to know 7
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My best friend was a mermaid she told me most of those crack heads do smoke dope and there all p*ssed at Ariel for portraying them badly! She also said if they don't smoke they drink and if they don't do either there the Merman's daughters (LOSERS!)
2007-08-16 06:54:40
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answered by ▒Bella▒ 5
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How would they spark it ?
Just stay away from the mermaids who just want to float and don't want to swim around ...
2007-08-16 06:44:02
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answered by ? 4
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I heard some smoke algae
2007-08-16 13:40:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Lol, they Like Humboldt squid.
2007-08-16 06:46:39
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answered by Anonymous
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have you ever seen a freakin mermaid?
2007-08-16 06:43:17
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answered by Anonymous
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hhmm...interesting...how are the mermaids suppossed to strike a match underwater?
But I bet if they could..they would...
2007-08-16 06:41:02
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answered by Leyda I 2
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no but they have been known to grate and shoot coral reef particles,better watch out.
2007-08-16 06:39:38
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answered by jen 5
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If it is dried and cured properly, yes, of course....
2007-08-16 06:40:21
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answered by crowbird_52 6
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