2007-08-16 05:48:51 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once upon a time there was a guy named Michael Jackson...
2007-08-16 05:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Then God looked at the world and said "Things are too easy for Adam and Eve! Let them beget brats, loud, noisy and smelly brats by the litter full, to make them remember the days of their singleness and now appreciate the quiet and peace. And so it was that Eve gave birth to brats, loud, noisy and smelly brats. And a few wise people went to have their tubes snipped."
2007-08-16 07:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time, after the witch cooked Hansel and Gretel in her gingerbread oven...
2007-08-16 05:52:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sassie 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
As Emma turned the corner, now facing the staircase it was still there, the blood was still there making what she thought was a dream not at all.
2007-08-16 05:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Max's enormous machete was lodged in the hooker's thigh right down to the bone and her screams of agony were almost animal like in their bellows and retches.
2007-08-16 06:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
This is not a children's book.
2007-08-16 05:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by Justin L 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
here's what I Do not expect:
Wtf are you little twerps reading this for?!?! PUT THE BOOK DOWN, OR I'LL SICK THE EVIL STEPMOTHER ON YOU!!!
or:
Jack got Elizabeth so drunk on rum, the best drink in the world, that she couldn't see straight.
2007-08-16 06:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by Draco Malfoy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here is the story about a man named Mike Tyson...
2007-08-16 05:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Josh, and he had two daddies.
2007-08-16 06:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Jane watched Dick rise from the bed and go stand near the window, sweat glistening from his brow and the smell of sex clinging to his skin....
2007-08-16 06:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by Beth 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋