well i heard some
that no guy can ever drive a new bug
or ride on a back of a motorcycle ... unless he has a gas can
what are some other ones
2007-08-16 04:48:15 · 28 answers · asked by Harren 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Fruit (like lemon or lime) is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a "beera colada".
(Ironically, Miller is introducing a Beer Brewed with Lime)
2007-08-16 04:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cherry Darling 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Man Rules, well here's some of mine.
1. Never run out of beer....never know when company may come over...or not.
2. I, personally, do not carry a cell phone around...anywhere.
3. Never own a dog that is too small, like a friggin poodle.
4. Never own a cat.
5. Only wear a suit and tie to funerals.
6. Always display the flag on special days, 4th of July...Veteran's Day....opening day of football season.
7. Framed picture of John Wayne displayed properly.
8. Washing day...nothing wrong with whites and colors together.
9. Wear skivvies until they are falling apart.
10. Farting in Lazy Boy is cool.
2007-08-16 05:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Fritz Milan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few I heard my guy pals utter once or twice - enjoy!1
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his buddies
Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever unless you actually marry her
No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional
When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,
you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing
Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nuts
Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed
2007-08-16 05:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by JoJo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is called Man Law not Guy Rules
2007-08-16 04:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They never are lost and don't need a road map.
The floor of the car is like a bucket, so you don't need ashtrays. Butts out the window.
A car is designed to go fast, particularly in reverse.
2007-08-16 06:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men who treat women poorly are not men.
We practice religion. Women call it football.
Directions are for wimps.
If you've never helped me move, you may not borrow my power tools.
If the hood is up. We must look. Like moths to a flame.
2007-08-16 04:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well my avatar is a guy but not me l0l im a girl...but always remember! never back down from a fight...never let a girl beet you in a sport..and never ride on the back of a motorcycle!
2007-08-16 04:54:00 · answer #7 · answered by Vestige 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If a woman asks you how old you think she is, minus at least 5 years before answering.
A girls bum NEVER looks big in those jeans
2007-08-16 13:55:00 · answer #8 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I can not divulge our Man Law's. all I can do is confirm the ones that you have stated and some that were stated above.
2007-08-16 04:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by BabyBoi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lady never looks fat in her jeans
If asked about another woman : answer she's just ok
I went fishing and fell asleep
2007-08-16 04:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋