I'm in a real bind. I have a job, a wife and two kids. Everything is ok but I can tell it's gonna start getting bad soon.
So I wanna do something before it gets really bad.
You see, I'm on crack. It's an expensive habit. I've already sold my underwear and socks on craigslist.
I sold the wheels on the family minivan. We drive it with 4 donut- spare tires.
I stopped brushing my teeth, and washing my hair with conditioner. I'm cutting all the corners to save money to support my crack habit but my wife started asking questions once she noticed that I had been wearing the same shirt for the past eight days.
You see, I sold all but one of my shirts, as well.
I don't know how long I can hold out before I start renting my social security number. I heard there's good money in that.
What can I do?
2007-08-16
04:13:38
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17 answers
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hershey highway road thug
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Family & Relationships
➔ Marriage & Divorce