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Customer places large order
You accept order and tell customer the estimated ship date
Customer calls twice a day every day until order is in
When you attempt to make delivery and collect payment, customer reschedules, TWICE
Customer finally calls and explains that they do not have the money to pay for the order at this time...

2007-08-16 04:06:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

How about the customer actually get a job first? Even then, I'm sure there's some idiot out there who would just LOVE to do business with an idiot.

2007-08-16 08:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Honesty 5 · 0 1

Ugh! I definitely wouldn't do business with them again. How obnoxious. I used to work in a kind of swanky department store and we had a "Wall of Shame" in our storeroom which was basically just a couple of posterboards with a list of our "Customers from Hell." If we didn't know their names, we'd just describe them. I remember one being "The Tower of Rage" and another being "The Wok Woman from Hell." The funny thing is that bad customers think people don't remember them. They're the ones you remember most!

2007-08-16 11:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by luckythirteen 6 · 0 0

Make them pay before the order ships.

Unless they have credit with your company and make regular payments you are going to get screwed.

2007-08-16 11:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you work for an organ donor clinic? Was the caller a surgeon? That might explain everything.

2007-08-16 11:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by muffinman 7 · 1 0

Tomfoolery

2007-08-16 12:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 0 1

Hi Bunny FooFoo!!

2007-08-16 11:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Venus Mantrap 3 · 0 0

I would tell that customer where to go, and don't take any "short-cuts" LOL
"tell them don't let the door hit you, where the good lord split ya"

2007-08-16 23:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

have you ever scene that movie prime?

this guy in the movies goes to the girls houses that have broken up with him and rings their doorbells and when they open he smashes pies in their faces.

so i would deliver them a nice key lime in the face =)

2007-08-16 11:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Naaaahh.... Tell them next time to call Domino's!!
:o)

2007-08-16 11:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I wouldnt

2007-08-16 17:55:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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