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Scenario:

You: Hello, police, please. It's an emergency!

Other end of phone: What's the emergency?

You: A man has been shot!

Other end of phone: We'd love to help, but our last copper having a sh*g right now. Just give the bloke a plaster! Okay, have a good day!


Does anyone see the problem in that?

2007-08-16 03:21:56 · 10 answers · asked by TV Addict 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

It's on the news if you don't believe me. A copper was getting lucky on duty! The faith in our boys in blue...it's astounding!

2007-08-16 03:28:25 · update #1

Aslam: What if there was a Major Incident??? It's so not funny, it's hilarious!

2007-08-16 03:30:48 · update #2

I'm being serious, man! Check your Yahoo! news! This actually happened! On my life, I swear!!!

2007-08-16 03:36:30 · update #3

The Gentleman: I swear on my life, hun! It's on the news....no one believes me....Yorkshire pudding nearly done btw! :-) x

2007-08-16 03:45:24 · update #4

Lola: Hey, what if there was a Major Incident? "Sorry, Searge, my zip jammed." WTF??? Hahaha :-)

2007-08-16 03:51:07 · update #5

10 answers

Whatever you say, honey. :-)x

Now, where's that Yorkshire Pudding you've been cooking all day. The Gentleman needs his sustenance.

2007-08-16 03:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0 0

Lucky Copper

2007-08-16 03:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 0 0

Well, I guess to be able to preform his job to the best of his ability, he must get some every once in a while. lol I am sure that the person that was shot would understand. NOT! lol

2007-08-16 03:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 · 0 0

that's a good story, i've noticed u always have a good one, u must be creative!! and the copper must be lucky and walking with a jump in his steps LOL

2007-08-16 03:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey, but it was OK coz he had his ear piece in the whole time and was ready to go on duty if called!!


yeah right,

can't believe he didn't loose his job over this.

2007-08-16 03:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by lola 5 · 0 0

More likely wait while we put you through to the right department or ring this number your through to the wrong department.

2007-08-16 03:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Wide Awake 7 · 0 0

No,why

2007-08-16 03:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by aslan 5 · 0 0

I think it would actually be "Call back later. I'm having a go on my skateboard".

2007-08-16 03:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by b97st 7 · 0 0

thats a joke! xx

2007-08-16 03:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0 0

lmao Sure he didn't say, " I will just sort my truncheon out, then I will be with you"

;-)

2007-08-16 03:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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