2007-08-16 01:35:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi- jack.
2007-08-16 01:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by just me. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Captain yelling "Its a dog eat dog world so its every man, woman and child for themselves" "Goodbye all" as the whole crew jumps out of the falling plane with parachutes on... LOL LOL : D God I crack myself up sometimes...
2007-08-16 16:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"This is the co-pilot speaking. The pilot has just passed out and I'm not feeling too well myself. Anyone know how to fly one of these things?"
2007-08-16 08:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Keztacular 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pilot say: We're going down, brace for impact!
2007-08-16 20:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sound of the pilots ejecting themselves from the plane.
2007-08-16 08:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Does any of you enjoy the TV show 'Lost', and have you ever wondered what you would do in their situation? Well it's funny you should mention that....."
2007-08-16 17:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We've just lost an engine and will be returning to the terminal...
2007-08-16 09:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"we're sorry to inform you..
but all the engines have just dropped from the bottom of the plane"
aha.
x
2007-08-16 08:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Folks this is your captain speaking. It seems as if our fight has been hijacked but we want everyone to remain calm and think happy thoughts.
2007-08-16 09:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lucky 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The in-flight movie today will be Titantic.
2007-08-16 08:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by sammie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is your captain talking to you from the boat below.
2007-08-16 08:42:53 · answer #11 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋