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Ize a bit peed orf as i onry got twenny seven A's. I dont fink thay marked em proper, tay woz ded ard n all

2007-08-16 00:48:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Standards & Testing

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My hamster just got 4 A-levels at A++++.

Pretty good considering he's been dead since 2005.

2007-08-16 00:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 4 0

ize gott twenny nine A**'s. Funni fing woz I dident evan apply ta doo da A livels in da ferst place.

There is a serious point to this joviality and that point is that A-levels seem to be so easy nowadays. They have been really dumbed down in my (and a lot of other peoples opinions).
It is so easy to get them and go on to do a worthless "degree" in Media Studies and then go on to get a job out of the Guardian pages as a Multicultural and Ethnic Diversity Liaison Development Officer (£25k a year starting rate).
It's all about Government targets and ensuring the next generation of cushy jobbed Labour voters.

2007-08-16 08:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have worked in a science department of one of the London University colleges for more than 20 years, and am appalled at the poor standard of written English and understanding of mathematics. I think to myself, if this is the top few percent, what must the rest be like?

2007-08-16 13:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by mick t 5 · 0 0

I got 50 A stars an ize stil int primery skol.

2007-08-16 07:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by fat tart 3 · 1 1

Noz wot yuo meen got neer the samme az yuo

2007-08-16 08:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by colin050659 6 · 2 0

I was disappointed that my daughter only got 5 A* (mind you she is only 4 years old)

2007-08-16 07:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1 1

Too bad, sorry. I agree they shouldn't have given you 27 A's. Judging by your spelling pretty much any other letter in the alfabet would have done as well.

2007-08-16 07:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Bee 2 · 2 2

Appeal to edexcel, they'll give you a few more as compensation for your emotional trauma!

2007-08-16 07:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2 0

only 27 A's u should be f-in pleased especially if they were hard

2007-08-16 07:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by i wish bob was my uncle dont you 2 · 0 0

Your english is just terrible, thats why you didnt do so well mate

2007-08-16 07:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by spick&span 4 · 1 2

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