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2007-08-15 21:11:03 · 17 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Boss wanted me to lift stuff with an old crane over the heads of people working. I refused because it was just unsafe. I started to walk off, the boss grabbed me, when he did I nailed him on the nose.
2007-08-15 21:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by djm749 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I worked at an ice cream parlor and the boss was a real jerk: cheap, made sexist remarks, paid the guys more while we did more work, made us watch his kids. My last shift, I closed the store. He was going to open the store in the morning, so I booby trapped it. We had all of these paper dishes for ice cream and they were coated with wax to keep the ice cream from leaking through. I put them all in the oven long enough so that each stack was melted together and totally useless. Like hundreds. He'd to pick up one cup and 30 would come. We had these plastic pitchers we used so people could get a drink of water on their own and not bug us. I superglued the lids on so he couldn't fill them and would have to go to the back every time someone wanted water. They didn't use artifical colors, so the mint ice cream wasn't green, etc... I swtiched all of the flavors so he'd serve the wrong ones and have to do it over. I rearranged the gift counter and pictures so that everything was upside down. He had this stupid grinning photo of himself in the back room so I taped it to the back of the urinal in the men's room. If I was a better person, I'd be ashamed. But I laugh even now!
2007-08-15 21:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by suz665 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I worked for the Ulster Bank I was told that it was my last day, they said they did not have to tell why my contract was being curtailed as I had not been there two yrs. I went back to my computer and ordered myself 3 new cheque books and a brand new guarantee card and partied on like it was 1999. That was a good few yrs ago and I still have'nt paid them back 1 penny. They can whistle for the money out their backsides.
2007-08-15 21:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by ross x 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wore two-tone hush puppies and said I was going to be meeting John Travolta for lunch.
Then I crashed my car on the way home and smoked a pipe while watching the freight trains from Connecticut going past my balcony, having too much Cognac...
Ended the evening by barfing on my neighbour's Chevelle.
2007-08-15 21:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into working in a thoroughly meaningless activity; my function replaced into to spend all day long calculating the wastage from rolls of plastic being grew to become into different rolls of plastic. as quickly as somebody began throwing a wobbly because of the fact my figures did no longer upload up. I regarded at my boss and pronounced to him, "it fairly is not properly worth it, i pass for a walk" (i'm merely going outdoors and could be it sluggish). I by no potential got here returned :)) In a various place i replaced into working at a swimming pool business enterprise, it replaced into the early ninety's and the business enterprise suffered throughout the time of the recession. The financial business enterprise foreclosed and everybody replaced into informed they could be dropping their jobs. the adult men that went out and geared up the swimming pools did no longer project returning their trucks on the final day yet left them parked throughout city, having helped themselves to their determination of business enterprise equipment.
2016-10-15 12:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first started working in hotels I had a real personality clash with a new manager. I must admit being 17 I was immature and very cheeky!! We fought everyday and one day he threw his toys out and scremed ' You are fired and I will ensure that you never work in the hotel business again!'
I said " You can't fire me because I am leaving and if I do work in hotels again, you had better watch out because one day I will be your boss!"
2007-08-15 21:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by sunfunsea 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A girl got sacked at one company i worked for so she came in the middle of the night and had sex on every table with her boyfriend.
2007-08-15 21:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, an amusing question...
I was listening to '**** Them All' (Mylene Farmer) on my PC - among some other songs, of course... And it seemed quite innocent to the others ;)
2007-08-15 22:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Olga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havent done anything. but if i won the lottery i would go to work and say bye bye you knob am going on holiday when i want now and not when you say i can and you can shove the job up your *** to. then trash the shop on the way out.
2007-08-15 21:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by shell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(at 11 am) - I am going to the pub now and the drinks are on me!" - the place emptied quicker than a fire alarm.
2007-08-15 21:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by morwood_leyland 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋