Just looking for fun, creative answers from libs and cons.
2007-08-15 19:23:53 · 10 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Conservatives are allergic to che guevara t shirts, birkenstocks, welfare states, tree huggers, limp wristed hybrid drivers, global warming farces, socialism, communism, liberal agendas, fairness doctrines, moveon,.org, daily kos, anti American war protesters, multi culuralism, gay marriage, rosie o donnell, michael moore, ted kennedy, mtv, vh1, green peace, aclu, nambla, gay pride parades, reparations, entitlements, handouts to those who wont work, liberal public education that dont work, taxpayer funded abortions, and dead people who vote.... progressives who show no progress, and intellectuals who are not.. and my personal favorite, liberals who preach tolerance, who are not tolerant of anyone who is not another liberal moonbat. conspiracy theories, evolutionary theories, ( yes libtards, its a theory) carbon credits, and the entire DNC.
2007-08-15 19:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
A world based on reality. I know it's crazy but hear me out, neocons are allergic to the idea of rational people making rational decisions based upon actual, verifiable evidence. I think that's pretty clear. A large majority of scientists say man is causing global warming, the neocons say its a liberal plot to destroy America. Doctors said smoking is bad for you, neocons said it wasn't and cited 50-year old studies that were conducted by the tobacco companies. Generals and pentagon officials said you need more troops if you're going to take over Iraq, neocons said no way! And of course, Iraq, 4 years later is a stable democracy and the insurgents are in their last throes. Scientists say man evolved from an animal that resembled a monkey, neocons said no way, all scientists, except the ones funded by creationist insitutes are worng, man was made 6,000 ago when the earth was made by God. Scientists can find no evidence that homosexuality is a "choice" conciously made by people. Neocons are on to the scientits and their "research" backed up by hard "evidence". There's lots and lots more. Investigators say that Vince Foster committed suicide and there is no evidence of foul play, neocons know that the Clintons are really homicidal maniacs and cite evidence already throroughly debunked on urban legend websites. So there you go, neocons are allergic to the reality based world, they're allergic to facts.
2007-08-16 02:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Stupidity. AhhhhChooo!
2007-08-16 03:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Garlic and Holy water.
I'm A Republicans, so you Neocons stop calling me a liberal.
2007-08-16 02:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Isn't it obvious? Overweight liberals. Michael Moore, Al Franken, Margaret Cho, Al Gore, and Rosie O'Donnel.
2007-08-16 02:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Slew took the words right out of my mouth.
"garlic and holy water"
and probably bug repellent.
2007-08-16 03:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by avail_skillz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truth
Reality
Military recruiters
2007-08-16 02:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The 9th circuit.
2007-08-16 02:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Truth, honesty, and justice for all! *sm*
2007-08-16 13:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by LadyZania 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pot !!!!
2007-08-16 03:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋