I just graduated from hand modeling school. I have prepared my portfolio, but I am unable to find work.?

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I just graduated from hand modeling school. I have prepared my portfolio, but I am unable to find work.?

How can I get a hand job without any experience?

2007-08-15 17:55:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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Well, it looks as if you may have to first get a temp job at an asian "massage" spa. They are always looking for an extra "Hand" to help keep the customers "Happy" to the end...

2007-08-15 17:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I am sure there are plenty of Republican politicians who would hire you. Of course they would want to keep it on the QT, under cover(s). They would probably give you a page(er). But don't fall for it. Don't give 'em the whole hand. Just the middle finger.

2007-08-15 18:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋