I'm the cheap G.I. Joe knock off action figure. I've got MAYBE four points of movement, a horribly disturbing paint scheme, and weapons that are way to big and snap into tiny sharp pieces when you take them out of the package!
2007-08-15 17:42:05
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The family sized tub of Dippity Do. The original gel from the 60s. REALLY the originals, salvaged from a sunken ship off the coast of Malaysia that went down in 1969....a $1 a tub. The stuff has a shelf longer than Hostess products.
2007-08-16 02:29:25
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answered by Mustardseed 6
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I'd be the misprinted Xerox binders they give away for free, if you buy a six pack of Malaysia made sunglasses
2007-08-16 00:30:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd be one of the children's toys, like a Jacks set where the once-red rubber ball is now a sickly pink becaused it's been there on the shelf since the early 1980s.
2007-08-16 04:51:42
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answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7
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I'm the 4 for a dollar cans of potted meat that has dust on the top and is on the top shelf so no one can reach.
2007-08-16 02:29:25
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd be the camel party favors!
(my store actually had a 4-pack of them!!)
Though a couple months back, I did get a pinball/soccer game that had the tasteful slogans "Go Overlord" and "Welcome to the Exciting World of Cup!" on them. If that's not a tantalizing prospect, I don't know what is.
2007-08-16 00:41:23
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answer #6
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answered by quietthunder 4
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I'm the item in the store that you think, wait how can something that good be in this store for a dollar. lol
2007-08-16 00:30:34
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm the faux aluminum pencil grip that turns your knuckles green...
kidding...
I'm that fantastic 2 for 1 box of Hostess Twinkies, still cream filled, but just old enough to get you a little drunk when you eat them...
2007-08-16 00:28:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm the group of different flavored "Tootsie Pops" all wrapped up together like a "broke-down bouquet of flowers" and shrink wrapped! LOL! =)
2007-08-16 00:35:06
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answer #9
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answered by Georgia Rose 7
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I am the 72 count of Markers that last all of a week.
2007-08-17 14:54:22
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answered by iambettyboop 7
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