2007-08-15 15:00:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Im sure he would kill an entire small village.
2007-08-15 15:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
After you ate the Klondike Bar, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick in the face, causing you to vomit. Then he would roundhouse kick the vomit so that it transformed back into a klondike bar. Then he would eat it.
2007-08-16 05:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better question: what would a klondike bar do for chuck norris?
2015-05-14 05:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he'd kick an *** or two,
that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Oh wait, I guess we're talking about Chuck Norris...
yeah, I'm gonna go with the roundhouse kick to the mother's face.
2007-08-16 04:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kick the butt of whoever wouldn't give him a Klondike Bar.
2007-08-15 15:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would go back in time to try and beat Bruce Lee again but still lose.
2007-08-15 15:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by jontremarteecebrooklyn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rebel he would slam his head into the side of the Imperial Cruiser.
2007-08-15 15:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd let me kick his @ss. Not like I can't do that anyway... *folds paws and looks at Chuck with a smug smile*
2007-08-15 15:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He would just ask politely if you have one. He'd save the kicking for the cameras.
2007-08-16 14:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would body slam Bruce Lee??
2007-08-15 15:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by medic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋