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HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARK ATTACK
1: Don't swim in the ocean.
Ninety-nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water, which should be salty.
2: Listen out for the music.
In the event that you are foolish enough to recreate in an ocean, listen carefully for the music, as demonstrated in the marvellous documentary film "Jaws." All shark attacks are preceded by the "daah-da, daah-da" chords, which will gradually become more rapid as the shark gets closer. This is due to the doppler effect.
3: Swim with fat people.
Try to surround yourself with more appetizing companions. If you know them well, you might even try to switch their suntan lotion with A-1 Steak Sauce. This will definitely improve your odds.
4: Don't panic.
In the event that a shark actually bites you, try to remain calm. This really won't help you survive, but everyone else on the beach will appreciate you not shrieking madly, as this is quite unsettling.
2007-08-15 07:54:00 · 41 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for that!!!!!
2007-08-15 07:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by the_tent_man36 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-08-23 07:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Also...you know that wonderfully annoying and cheerful sound often sung in girl scouts...the shark attack song?...yeah.... a while ago some friends and I were singing that in the ocean....and we saw a fin....needless to say....we flipped out....turns out it was just a dolphin....it was a good laugh....
2007-08-23 06:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen out for music?
Swim with "fat" people?
Dude, you are weird... unless it is a great white, you will most likely survive a shark attack...only 10 (or less) of all known types of sharks will attack humans.
2007-08-22 19:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cara Arlene 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just pray that you would never meet up with a shark.
2016-04-01 13:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Don't Swim In the ocean
2007-08-15 08:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
After the attack, stay alive and dont bleed too much and get out of the water as soon as possible!
2007-08-21 23:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Satch 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dont join the cast of west side story or failing that punch it on the snout. If you choose the latter,you only get one go as this course of action tends to upset the beast. Good luck!
2007-08-15 08:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sharks are fearful of eye damage. Go to the eyes.
2007-08-23 07:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cam1051Sec 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just brilliant I'm so glad someone told me. I'm from Kansas so i need all the shark attack advise i can get.
2007-08-23 06:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Heather M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Thanks for the laugh. I like the switching suntan lotion to A-1 steak sauce. fugging hilarious. Here's a star.
2007-08-15 08:11:53 · answer #11 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋