That moment was almost six years ago, when I went to renew my driver's license. The lady at the DMV asked me if my address was the same as what was on my current license. I told her I'd moved, & she asked what my current address was. That's when I went "brain dead." I was so embarrassed, to say the least, but after standing there for a few minutes, it came to me. Duh!!! The lady had a great sense of humor, thank goodness.
2007-08-15 07:24:27
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answered by Shortstuff13 7
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At the first hospital where I worked, we had a speaker system to announce various things to the patients. One of the staff knew I had been a singer before I became a nurse and thought he'd play a practical joke on me. Without my knowledge, he taped down the button on the mic and asked me if I knew all of the words to Oklahoma. I said sure, then he asked me to prove it. I belted out the whole song and then noticed that the hallway had filled with staff and doctors and patients. They were all applauding and it was then I realized I had just sung a solo for the rest of the hospital. Embarassed doesnt even come close.
2007-08-15 14:57:05
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answered by phlada64 6
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A long time friend and I duded up to the nines in high heels and cocktail dresses to go to a concert---we were about 48, I had gotten a pair of those sexy thigh high nylons. I went to step up a curb and thought hmm, what is that -- well here was one nylon trailing along behind me like sweet pea. No telling how long I had been dragging the gut. Red faced and one black leg and one ol regular one with a tail.
2007-08-15 16:20:42
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answered by lilabner 6
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Most recent, today while taking the grandkids to the pool. I had to go to the ladies room. When I came out I was walking and looking backwards in the mirror to make sure everything was in it's place and turned around and smacked into the hand dryer. Yes, there were several witnesses.
2007-08-15 23:45:57
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answered by gabeymac♥ 5
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Lady G, you leave the mind open to speculating!
My moment came when after being pulled over by a cop while cruising and being asked in a very friendly way if I knew why I had been pulled over, I went into a two minute rant about I had not been speeding, my speedo was correct, this was BS, I was fighting this in court etc. When he told me to calm down, he just liked my car and wanted to look at it and talk, I felt about two inches tall.
2007-08-15 15:41:58
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answered by Anonymous
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My best friend and I decided to dye our loooong natural curly dark brown hair blond with out asking permission. Well our hair first turned green, then orange, and we didn't want it cut so we had to wear a cap for a year when we left our homes. The funny thing was, we started a whole new fashion trend at school. Those were the days.
2007-08-15 18:15:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh my! Mine was when my daughter graduated from pre-school!
I had worked the night before and when I got up, I awoke my daughter and told her that I had her bath ready and her clothes were laid out on her night stand. Well, I did not include underwear for her as I forgot to put them out!
We got there and all the little beauties were on stage, sitting! Guess what the camera caught when the pics were taken? Yep, she did not bother to get out her underwear either!
Oh, I thought I would die as she sat there with her little legs opened! *still blushing* As a result, I have ONE decent pic of that day but, all others are as plain as day in my minds eye! Oh dear.....LOL.
2007-08-15 15:00:25
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answered by Anonymous
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In the late 1960s my wife and I arrived in Japan in connection with my new assignment. Her stepmother was Japanese and had sent us a telegram informing us of her new address in Yokohama.Prior to our arrival, four cab drivers had been murdered in different cities in Japan. The entire police force was looking for the taxi killer.
My wife had attended college in Japan before I met her. But, I decided it was time for me to show her some of my Japanese language skills which I gained during a previous tour. So, after getting into a taxi in Yokohama the driver asked (in Japanese) where were we going. I looked at the telegram, not realizing a word had been garbled in transmission, and accidentally informed the driver (in Japanese): "You're dead!".
He drove immediately to a police post, jumped from the cab and told the cops he had the taxi killer in the cab. Fortunately our travel documents showed we had no part in those murders. But, for one instant, I could see myself swinging from a gibbet at a Japanese prison.
2007-08-15 22:28:14
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answered by desertviking_00 7
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Farting loudly on a dance floor. I looked around at everybody else pretending it wasn't me. I don't think that I fooled anyone. Never eat within 4 hrs of going dancing.
2007-08-15 23:57:06
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answered by Anonymous
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I've had to many embarrassing moments to pick just one out as the MOST! It's my hubby's hobby, trying to embarrass me.
It doesn't work very often now cos I've got used to it, but if you check my old questions you might see just what I mean! lol x
2007-08-15 15:40:10
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answered by ? 5
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