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Eventually, when the sun rises from the yeast, so shall they.

2007-08-15 07:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by Lea A 5 · 4 0

This question is a recipe for disaster

Recipe for Disaster

1 Leaky propane can
1 box strike anywhere matches (non-safety type)
3 pair scissors
1 pair running shoes
1 bottle unlabeled prescription narcotics
1 fifth Moonshine Liquor
Heavy Equipment
1 lb 9-day-old Catfish
4 Sippy Cups of Drano

Allow propane can to sit in a small wooden shack
for 24 hours. Scatter matches on floor. Don the running shoes. Consume the entire bottle of unlabeled narcotics (without consulting a physician or pharmacist)
and wash down with moonshine. Wait 15 minutes
then operate the heavy equipment. Inside the shack,
prepare sushi with the catfish and invite small children
from the neighborhood to dinner. (Be sure and leave the
sippy cups within easy reach.) Instruct the children not to play with the matches or scissors then leave forten minutes with heavy equipment still running.
Call the parents of the children and give them confusing directions to the shack. Next call the local paramedics and report an emergency somewhere clear across town.

2007-08-15 11:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

In Order to avoid the Chop, they set the Timer. And if they fall behind, they can always Ketchup. But these Cooks won`t Waiter round for long. And after a hard days work, the Chefs like nothing better than curling up with a good Cook !!!

2007-08-15 10:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by hbk13 3 · 1 0

When the sun comes up and they start boiling.they simmer for a while Then to set a lower temperature they get up and shower., starting the day with a slow gin

2007-08-15 07:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, they gently fold their leggs
and whip a quick peep at their flours
and rest for 20 minutes before rising.

2007-08-15 13:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by I forget 5 · 2 0

If they turn in late from coming home steaming drunk on a Fryday night they could find themselves in a stew, and in for a heated grilling.

2007-08-15 09:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 3 0

They still have to get their little potatos in their jackets and off to school with a packed lunch.

2007-08-15 07:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They stir their tea

2007-08-15 06:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 4 · 1 0

Of course - otherwise why are some dishes described as a 'blanquette'. (pun on blanket!)

2007-08-15 06:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

lol, i like it, have a star

:o)

If kneads be I'm sure they could rise to the occasion

2007-08-15 06:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by Tsh 3 · 1 0

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