2007-08-15 06:22:03 · 34 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
leave raw meat around... it tends to attract bears.
2007-08-15 06:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Soak yourself in kerosine and tip-toe through the campfire.
Get on all fours when another horney man is behind you, especially while camping on Brokeback mountain.
Store all of your food in the foot of your sleeping bag and leaving the tent open while sleeping.
Leave used condoms on the ground – animals could choke on them.
2007-08-15 06:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring a copy of Deliverance to watch on the portable DVD player!
2007-08-15 06:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by Abby Normal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Share your tent with Mr. Bean or PCB
2007-08-15 15:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smear peanut butter on your body while taking a hike.
....boy, I'll never do that again!
lol
2007-08-15 06:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sammy The Surfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convince yourself that The Blair Witch Project was based on a true story...........
:-)
2007-08-15 07:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom right next to your tent.
2007-08-15 06:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour Honey on your friend and make him run through the woods.
2007-08-15 06:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tape raw meat to yourself, cover it in honey wrap a trout around your p****. And then run around
2007-08-15 06:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Streak through the woods after slathering yourself with honey.
I did it once....just once!
2007-08-15 06:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by TalonGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed the tigers. or
use sugar water without the proper body webbing!
2007-08-15 06:26:44 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋