2007-08-15 05:19:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
What do you get when you put 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in the same room?
100 people that don't do d*ck.
:)
2007-08-15 05:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by pip 7 · 13⤊ 1⤋
Hillary
2007-08-15 12:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by CaptainObvious 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Fred Thompson, Bill Maher. Bill O'Reilly, Rudy from New York. So many, so many to choose from.
2007-08-15 12:37:18 · answer #3 · answered by Bonnie S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: What is the difference between George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler?
A: Hitler was elected.
2007-08-15 12:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by metanoia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy Carter dies and goes to Heavan. There he meets Teddy Rosevelt who is eager to find out what life is like in the "modern" era. Teddy asks Jimmy what happened during your term.
Jimmy replies that terrorists took over the embassy in Iran to which Teddy replies - "did you send in the Marines." Jimmy says I tried about 9 months into it but they blew up in the desert and it was ugly - bunch of guys died. Hmm...Teddy says...what else happened.
Jimmy replies saying the Russians invaded Afghanistan and appear to want to expand their communism around the world. Teddy replies; did you send in the Marines? No, Jimmy says, we boycotted the olypmics and hurt our own farmers by stopping the sell of grain to them. Hmmm...Teddy says...
Teddy looks perplexed...next thing you are going to tell me is you gave away the Panama canal?
2007-08-15 12:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by netjr 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dick Cheney is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
2007-08-15 12:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by Bigsky_52 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Hillary Clinton Loves Bill.... What a laugher!
2007-08-15 12:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by libsticker 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Al Gore making tons of money off of global warming and flying around in private jets lecturing about it.
2007-08-15 12:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would say, "liberals," but the socialism that hides behind the label, liberalism, is NOT funny. It is a very serious attack on democracy. Liberals are the true terrorists, and they are here, in Washington D. C.
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2007-08-15 12:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by krazykyngekorny 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Democrats.
2007-08-15 12:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋