ΘΘ Can you fill in the blanks with some amusing thoughts?

Question

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1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire:________________________
2. I can't remember the last time I __________
3. That was your boyfriend/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was _________.
4. In my dream last night, I was __________.
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven:_______

Answer 1

1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: "All of our operators are busy now. Please hold and..." -or- "You want fries with that?"

2. I can't remember the last time I ...what was the question?

3. That was your girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was ...are you SURE that was your boyfriend?

4. In my dream last night, I was the world's leading otorhinolaryngologist and I found a way to cure my wife's snoring without applying a large fluffy pillow and gentle, sustained pressure.

5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: OJ really did it? Yeah right. That's a good one... You're serious? REALLY?! I ...I ...we ...don't know what to say. I mean ...what with the golfing in the sandbox, and the Bruno Maglis, and the broken drinking glass, and the glove ...don't forget the glove. Who knew? ...Oh, yeah, ...no, no disrespect ...of course, of course YOU would know!

Answer 2

1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: "Here y' come again, looking better than a body has a right to"
2. I can't remember the last time I drove my chevy to to the levee.
3. That was your boyfriend/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was a cat named Frankenstein
4. In my dream last night, I was the king of the world
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: gotta be a strange twist of fate, telling me that Heaven can wait

Answer 3

Hi

1] If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: the garbage is full.
2] I can't remember the last time I had a real good steak.
3] That was your girlfriend? WOW, I thought it was Queen Elizabeth in effigy!
4] In my dream last night, I was playing the piano and most of the keys were mute, much to everyone else in the room's delight.
5] This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: "But your Honor, er, your Godness, you made OJ and Ito and that dumb jury yourself...sir."

Answer 4

1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: You're ugly
2. I can't remember the last time I took a shower.
That was your boyfriend/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was a monkey!.
4. In my dream last night, I was eating my brain.
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: I'm a stupid idiot.

Answer 5

#1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this I'd be a millionaire: If I had a nickle for every time I've heard this I'd be a millionaire.

#2. I can't remember the last time I went fishing. (Thank God. I hate fishing)

3. That was your boyfriend?!! Wow! I thought it was Kermit the frog!

#4. In my dream last night I was in a nice warm Jacuzzi soaking with Brad Pitt But when I woke up I had wet the bed!

#5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of lawyers will say in their defense when they get at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: "Really Mister God, It's not a case of guilt or innocence. It's a case of the devil making me do it. And, to put the glove on the other hand, I really thought he was innocent. Huh? Why are my fingers crossed? Well, uh, uh, umm, uh It's a birth defect! Yeah, That's it Lord. I was born with my fingers crossed, Mom and Dad didn't have the money to have them straightened surgically and now it's too late. I've already lost the use of those two fingers. Why do I think I should be allowed into heaven? Well, It's like this. I have this extreme painful reaction to heat and the doctors tell me to avoid it and stay where it's cool. You understand, Lord.

Answer 6

1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: "You got a fat/nice booty"
2. I can't remember the last time I: felt happy in a relationship.
3. That was your boy/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was: your [relative].
4. In my dream last night, I was: I don't recall.
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: God, why did you make that case so complicated? We're MUCH better at our job than we looked [at that time].

Answer 7

1. If I had a dime for every time I heard that, I'd be a millionaire. But then how would I carry all those dimes??
2. I can't remember the last time I shopped till I dropped.
3. That was your boyfriend/girlfriend I thought it was Judge Judy.
4. In my dream last night, I was trying to pull my pants up when people were walking in the room and they wouldn't come up!
5. This is what OJ's Dream Team of lawyers will say in their defence when thay are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven "We thought you would want us to try and deplete his evil bank account".

Answer 8

1. If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: but mom it wasn't me...
2. I can't remember the last time I had a shopping spree
3. That was your boyfriend/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was Your boss!
4. In my dream last night, I was getting re-married to me ex.
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: Lord I was just using the talents that you have bestowed upon me.

Answer 9

If I had a dime for every time I heard this, I'd be a millionaire: One more second, I'm almost done.

I can't remember the last time I dropped a book on my foot [oh wait a minute it was last week]

That was your boyfriend/girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought it was the saint bernard you got last week.

In my dream last night I was hanging upside down from a tree.

This is what OJ's Dream Team of lawyes will say in their defense when they are at the Pearly Gates Of Heaven: I don't know anything.

Answer 10

1. If I had a dime for everytime I've heard this, I'd be a millionaire: The letter "I"
2. I can't remember the last time I answered these kind of questions.
3. That was your girlfriend?!! WOW! I thought she was a maniking!
4. In my dream last night, I was myself.
5. This is what OJ's "Dream Team" of Lawyers will say in their defnese when they are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven: "IT WAS BRIBARY!!!"