If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
STAR if you like them
2007-08-14 23:30:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
made me laugh and i can do with one right now
2007-08-15 00:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look both ways when crossing the street in your car, or else you'll next drive a hearse. When you're in an awkward situation, say something random. It'll always break the ice.
2016-05-18 02:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by luz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can also update some old proverbs, such as;- Idle bones gather no boss. Every cog has it`s play. Numpty bare alls take the most boys.
2007-08-15 00:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I collect words of wisdom but I really enjoy your funny words of wisdom.
Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-14 23:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
2007-08-14 23:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by ericbryce2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-08-14 23:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Color 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant !
2007-08-15 01:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Twiggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this an aw!
2007-08-14 23:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by bottle babe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good and all so true.
2007-08-14 23:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by rafena 1979 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How nice.
2007-08-14 23:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ MiM ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋