Well, I don't know how far you want to go but this is what my missus put me through a while back as a payback on my valentine surprise for her:
Call him at work and tell him he is NOT to come home earlier than 4 (even if you know he's not going to). Tell him this is very important. Also, tell him that when he comes home, he is restricted from walking in: he has to knock (or ring the bell). Tell him you're planning a surprise for him if he gets suspicious. If he isn't suspicious, don't tell him anything which is all the better. If you do this, he'll be wondering all day what the hell is up and if you tell him you have a present for him, he'll be looking forward to it and be in the right mood once he comes home (as opposed to him being ambushed by you after a day of back breaking work, which can ruin your plans)
Next, you have to prepare the surprise. My gf cooked me a delicious meal (you can find great recipes on the internet). Buy candles and stuff. Sounds girlie maybe but it can work for men too. Next, get an apron. One that you use for cooking. If you don't have one, go out and buy one. Ideally, it covers the front of your body in all the right places, but doesn't cover your back.
Darken the house: close the blinds and create an intimate atmosphere. Plan the cooking right: ideally the meal is ready about 15 min before he arrives. It will still be warm and the 15 min. will give you time to light candles around the house. Set the table (yeah, this includes candles too).
Now for the kinky bit: undress completely and put on the apron. When he knocks on the door, answer it wearing nothing but the apron. Any passers by probably won't notice, but he certainly will. Invite him into the house (he probably won't be able to keep his eyes off you). Next, TELL HIM HE CANNOT TOUCH YOU UNTIL AFTER THE MEAL!!! Yep, this is evil. He's looking at all the good stuff but he can't touch. It will send his blood racing. Be sure to wear the apron the entire time! Every time you stand up to get more drinks or food (or whatever), he'll have a chance to stare.
By the time you finish eating, he will be as putty in your hands (that is, if you manage to make it to the end of the meal)
My gf did this and I had such a hard time resisting. To top it off, she 'accidentally dropped a napkin on the floor and proceeded to pick it up without bending her knees and facing away from me.... ouch..... She damn near gave me a heart attack.
I know this sounds like a rather cliche idea perhaps, but trust me: it works like a charm. It will appeal to his animal instincts (yeah, men are animals. So shoot us). He isn't likely to forget this either. (as a bonus, it is then HIS turn to surprise you at some other time. Be sure to remind him)
2007-08-14 22:50:12
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answered by Bee 2
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2016-10-15 09:51:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Right you say youve been off off with each other..
looks like you both need some alone time together!
prepare a romantic meal with a glass of wine each
and have an early night!
thats the perfect way to patch up a relshionship in trouble!
and trust me he will realy appreciate it!
good luck honey! xx
2007-08-14 22:31:00
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answered by Krystal.* 1
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Sit him down to dinner and introduce him to your boyfriend!
To make it a really worthwhile celebration / invite and have his girlfriend there - when he gets home!l
U've got to have a sense of humour in this world - makes life interesting!
2007-08-14 22:28:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Something involving his favourite food, drink and your skimpiest underwear, though not in combination, unless that's what you like to do.
2007-08-14 22:24:17
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answered by Phobius 2
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a massage and to be treated to a great meal and then a nice evening full of romance
2007-08-14 22:23:55
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answered by ~*tigger*~ ** 7
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wear shorts and mini cut dress and as soos as your BF enters take a kiss on her neck.
2007-08-14 22:26:08
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answered by Sameer 1
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Can think if a few things but I don't want any more violations!
2007-08-14 22:24:39
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answered by sunflowerseed 3
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bake some cookies, and make smoothies...
a snack treat could be romantic.
then some sweet music, dim lights...
the works.
2007-08-14 22:24:40
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answered by Kreemery 2
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show him the blue line on the pregnancy test kit.
2007-08-14 22:25:05
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answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7
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