Of course you *could* just say a generic answer to how your summer is, but that's not what i'm looking for.
This question is so generic so points to whoevers response is the most creative/funny and usuable. I want to blow some minds.
2007-08-14 20:24:48 · 8 answers · asked by intelectricity 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
You'll have to ask my parole officer.
About as much fun as you can have at a minimum wage job.
Like a hug from Aunt Myrtle.
On a scale from 1 to peanut butter, I'd say it was about a catfish.
Somewhere between STUPENDOUS and INSIPID. So, I guess that would make it STU-PID.
Like chopping off my right hand ...only, I missed. See? (You can show them your right hand ...if its still there.)
I went to the Simpson's Movie 12 times. You figure it out.
Bored? Did you say, "Bored?" I wasn't BORED!!!
Did you know my dog pants at the rate of three puffs per second between each time he licks his nose?
AND, NOW, IN THE EVENT YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD SUMMER -
It was like eating pizza while watching a magnificent sunset at the beach where some buff beach gods were playing volleyball ...naked.
It was like a symphony of ice cream, flowers, sky diving and romance.
If I told you, you'd wet your pants.
If I were a dog, I would have caught my tail.
Do you like cheese? Yes? Well, it was better than cheese. What about chocolate, do you like chocolate? Yes? It was better than chocolate. Do you like sex? Yes? So do I.
2007-08-15 01:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its going alright although my body is going through some changes. My average temperature has been steadily rising, but for me its not really a bad thing. Many of the organisms that live on and inside me however may soon feel the wrath of my immune system. I'll send Killer T typhoons and Helper T tsunami's and the polluters will be exterminated. Its been the hottest summer in years, but soon I'll be very, very cold.
I think i have the flu or something.
2007-08-15 03:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by socceric18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My summer is so hot now that I volunteered to work at a steel furnace in Hell to get a break from the heat!
My summer is so boring I actually got a job counting grains of sand at the beach for something interesting to do.
I had a cool summer. I carve bits of the Grand Canyon out at night when no one is around to see, just like my family has done for thousands of years.
2007-08-15 03:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really would suggest, "Fine, thanks. How was yours?" but you could say, "The fish....so many! Silver ones! Gold ones! Striped ones! It was indescribable! And then, the myriad colors of the sunset over the water!"
When they ask you where you went, say, "Cleveland, Ohio." They will walk away...puzzled.
2007-08-15 03:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Insanity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, but to retort with a straight-face:
"Still calculating, and thanks for asking.
Upon Autumn's arrival, it will have Summed,
and at that point in the equation, we'll know,
won't we?"
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2007-08-15 05:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delightfully hot and memorable.
2007-08-19 00:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by sudsbud9er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say something that confuses them- something having nothing to do with your summer.
2007-08-18 22:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Fred 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"better than yours"
2007-08-15 04:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by jacE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋