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You just got pulled over by a cop. You have a half-drunk six pack of beer on the passenger seat and and a piece of wood superglued to your forehead. Your car has no license plates and some blood stains on the fender.

2007-08-14 17:56:48 · 10 answers · asked by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

wow that was some religious get together...... the board and blood? your gonna persecute me for my beliefs???ok.. that's it wheres my lawyers number

2007-08-14 18:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

well, you just came from giving beer to the needy. you were supergluing something and got it on your, hands and wiped the sweat off your forehead. then, you hit your head on a peace of wood that has not been nailed yet because you are remodeling your house. someone stole your licence plates. finally the before you left giving beer to the homeless, you slipped and hit your head on the fender. it was all an innocent.

2007-08-15 01:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►TYLER◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 5 · 1 0

Id just hit the gas

2007-08-15 01:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by dadadadadada 5 · 0 0

If I drive away we can pretend this never happened

That's the best I got

2007-08-15 01:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Officer, thank God you're here! I'm not gonna lie to you... "
Then I'd take off.

Honesty is the best policy.

2007-08-15 01:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

Buy the cop off...

2007-08-15 01:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0 0

This one time, at band camp...

2007-08-15 01:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Better hope you're hot with big boobs.

2007-08-15 01:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by munkees81 6 · 3 0

I would give them lovin'.

2007-08-15 01:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 0 0

your sick what the hell is wrong with you

2007-08-15 01:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by truepink 6 · 0 4

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