2007-08-14 17:39:21 · 95 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You probably couldn't get it up
2007-08-14 17:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy J 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You had a raccoon running around in the crawl space attic above you while you were sleeping and then when your husband went to go up and attack it with a bat, it saw the light and what you thought was a raccoon turned out to be a skunk (and you can figure out what happened next.) This made you not want to sleep with him in the same bed (or the same house!) and now you have to sleep alone. Then the next morning you wake to find a hole in the roof and you make your stinky husband patch it up.
Oh wait, that was me. Never mind!
2007-08-14 17:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by beccare366 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You won the lottery, but then relized that u were being sued because you sneezed on an airplane and woke up someone's kid. Then you lost all your money because on the way to the courthouse, you took a plane, and ALL of your millions of billions of dollars flew out the window over the ocean. Then the plane crashed, you lost 1 eye, both legs, and a left rib. Then you had to walk to the courthouse where the person was sueing you, and you got hit by a car. You woke up 3 days later in a back alley COMPLETELY surrounded by cats. You are DEATHLY allergic to cats. They start to climp ALL over you. So you run. Then you got struck by lightening, but since you were wearing rubber shoes, the current came out your butt so you had HUGE anal burns. You finially arrive at the courthouse a week after you were supposed to. You get fined $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 because of tartiness. Then the person sues you. You loose EVERYTHING you own. Even the man you love, and your family. Now you are stuck in Syria, and have been walking for weeks. You finially found a Internet Cafe. But you can't buy anything because you got sued for EVERYTHING. Even the clothes you were wearing to the courthouse. So you are now naked in an Internet Cafe in Syria. And there's this old guy TOTALLY checking you out. His wife just got mad. Slapped him. And kicked you in the butt-burns.
:-D
2007-08-14 17:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Julie J 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It had to do with either the DMV or the dentist.....OR maybe BOTH.
You got into a tussle with that crazy old lady down at the DMV while trying to renew your license and she knocked your tooth out and you had to go to the dentist on the very SAME day.
bummer....
2007-08-14 17:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by V™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sat down to pee, and the seat was left up.
You tipped your glass to get the last drink, and the entire contents came out onto your face.
Or did you attempt to walk through electronic doors, but they weren't as quick as you...
2007-08-14 17:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by casper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW...
It's absoutley horrible,
COMPLETELY DREADFUL...
THE WORST EXPERIENCE EVER...
Yes, I know how it feels to wake up, and find yourself in the wrong house again after a rough night on the town, laying next to a guy who looks like Richard Simmions, smells of cheap tabacco, and is completely naked, with a 2 ounce bag of cocaine on the nightstand.
what hasn't that happened to you before...
DON'T JUDGE ME
2007-08-14 17:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The previous question you posted didn't get any replies, so you decided that this one would definitely get the bored people of the world responding?
2007-08-14 17:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You accidentally deleted all the text where you tell us what happened and asked us how to fix it and you were too lazy to retype it?
Bad day? Don't worry.... be happy....
lol, God bless
2007-08-14 17:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had a wardrobe malfunction during an important meeting.
2007-08-14 17:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriela Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You went to get your hair done, and you requested an updo. The stylist upchucked
2007-08-14 17:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sang the wrong words to a song and someone saw and hear, lol
2007-08-14 17:50:31 · answer #11 · answered by beave00720002000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋