It could be on any topic.
2007-08-14 16:39:15 · 49 answers · asked by 00z 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my mom ate my homework
2007-08-14 16:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pregnant. It always works & nobody argues, lol. It's really not an excuse I feel like crap, but it does come in handy when you're waiting in line to go pee or when you need to cross the road.
2007-08-14 16:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I don't use excuses-- but when someone asks you why you weren't on the computer for a week, tell them that your whole neighborhood lost power for a week. I thought that was funny =P.
2007-08-14 16:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Crappy Haircut Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To somebody with new plastic surgery of any kind: I guess it's not really an excuse but it could be. More of a compliment:
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.
2007-08-14 16:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'I forgot" thats my excuse, this isnt really an excuse but i say it to get out of stuff, "pepper did it" pepper is my dog and when ever something happens at my house , even if its not bad i say that pepper did it. my mom knows im just kidding around but when i do say the dog did it she usually lets me off.
2007-08-14 16:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Overslept.
2007-08-14 16:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I GOT STUCK BEHIND A TRACTOR,,,,,,I SWEAR
this isn't my real hair, it's a wig,,,,,,,stop making fun of me
what? I did not hear what you said,, I have a slight hearing problem, and vision, and I am slightly mentally retarded,, ADD,, OCD,,, EMO and OPP,,don't blame me !!!!!!! gosh,, your sooooooo harsh
blame my mother who liked to chew lead based paint while she was pregers,,,, saved money on chewing gum,,,,,
(just joking mommy)
2007-08-14 16:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dots 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for everything "you dont understand! theres no way i can explain what just happened to me." then you could continue with your choice. but i feel starting with that usually does the trick..
2007-08-14 16:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by iliana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will answer your question later, I have more important ones to answer first
2007-08-14 16:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say some random word like peanuts. It works they think you are retarded or get pissed off.
2007-08-14 16:44:43 · answer #10 · answered by Random 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did it...or she did it...fits any topic. Pass the buck....lol
2007-08-14 16:48:39 · answer #11 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋