╣╣ Can you fill in the blanks with some amusing thoughts?

Question

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1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said _____________.
2. This just in from the White House: _______________
3. I am a _____ person with a huge interest in _______.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I ________
5. The movie that made me cry was _______
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was _________.

Answer 1

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said, "I can make a geyser in my mouth with Mentos and a Coke. Wanna see?"

2. This just in from the White House: "We ...uh, that is ...I, me ...The President ...I think I just ...pushed ...the wrong ...button. Bye, bye."

3. I am an odd person with a huge interest in Gunsmoke. No, wait, ...that's someone else. I am a NICE ...yeah, that's it ...I'm a REALLY NICE person with a huge interest in always saying REALLY NICE THINGS about EVERYBODY!

4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I think I was naked. ...Errr ...let me go check.

5. The movie that made me cry was "Groundhog Day". (No, really, I'm serious. Going from total jerk to a peach of a guy, ...all in the same day. That's beautiful, man!)

6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was "Seems Like Old Times". (Chevy Chase ...under his ex-wife's bed ...hiding from her new husband, the lawyer who's after him, for a crime he didn't commit ...lawyer husband steps on the sneaky hider's hand. The scene that follows of the hidden Chevy using his free hand to express the pain and anguish of trying to figure out what to do under the delicate circumstances and the ultimate relief when the pinned hand is released and limply dragged back under the bed by his free hand is classic! The only time I actually fell out of my seat laughing.)

Answer 2

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said, "What's your problem?.
2. This just in from the White House: "George Bush declared World War 3"
3. I am an elvish person with a huge interest in trees.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I cried.
5. The movie that made me cry was The littlest Elf (not an actual movie; it's at the beginning of "A Series Of Unfortunate Events")
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was the documentary of my cat's life.

Answer 3

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said "Hey, did you know there are now 4 Os in Holywoood?"

2. This just in from the White House: "Hey, did you know there are now 4 Os in Holywoood?"

3. I am a hopefully unique person with a huge interest in raising my kids, and learning the new way to spell Hollywoood.

4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I was 12.

5. The movie that made me cry was every movie I watch. onestly, I cry at every little thing. Don't even get me started on Homeward Bound!

6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was The Simpson's Movie. It was better than pie. MMMMMMMMM pie!

Answer 4

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said "Got milk?"
2. This just in from the White House: Bush says "Can you hear me now?"
3. I am a "likeable" person with a huge interest in "Human Services and Corrections."
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I "was brushing my teeth"
5. The movie that made me cry was "The notebook"
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was "Nothing to lose".

Answer 5

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said, "You look much fatter in person than on tv! Photoshop?.

2. This just in from the White House: An angry mob of rabid turtles are making their way up the california coastline.

3. I am a lonely person with a huge interest in pantyhose.

4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I had this sudden irresistable urge to watch n X-Files marathon.

5. The movie that made me cry was "Things to do in Denver when you're dead"

6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was "The Godfather, part 2"

Answer 6

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said ___let's get busy____.
2. This just in from the White House: __They are actually working today.__
3. I am a _strange__ person with a huge interest in __cat food__.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I _laughed__
5. The movie that made me cry was __Dumb and Dumber__
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was __Titanic___.

Answer 7

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said _why are you into Scientology?____.
2. This just in from the White House: __Prayer is allowed in schools as an optional activity for all who wish to participate___
3. I am a __regular___ person with a huge interest in _my family_.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I _noticed some new wrinkles___
5. The movie that made me cry was __Love Story_____
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was __Animal House [I was in college when it came out!]___.

Answer 8

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said, "so, would you ever consider dating a guy who makes 1/10000th of what you do?"
2. This just in from the White House: "I like bananas"
3. I am a evil person with a huge interest in Chemical weapons, I'm thinking about moving to Iraq, what do you think?.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I couldn't see myself and had a thirst for blood, is this a bad sign?
5. The movie that made me cry was Bowling for columbine, before then I didn't think man kind could be dumb enough to make a movie like that.
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was Hott fuzz, beware the neighborhood watch.

Answer 9

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said you look better as a pirate.
2. This just in from the White House: the president has just eaten all the under graments and socks from a local orphanage!
3. I am a blunt person with a huge interest in nothing you have to say.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I fell into another dimention
5. The movie that made me cry was mean!
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was even meaner i pulled a lung.

Answer 10

1. While stuck in the elevator with my Hollywoood crush, I said I WANT TOT HAVE YOUR BABIES.
2. This just in from the White House: BLUE IS THE NEW BLACK
3. I am a HAPPY person with a huge interest in COUNTING SHEEP.
4. The last time I looked in the mirror, I WAS CLEANING TOOTH PASTE OFF OF IT.
5. The movie that made me cry was THE NOTEBOOK
6. The movie that made me laugh out loud was CHUCK AND LARRY.